Thursday, October 1, 2026

ACC Funny Football Names

Another college football season is upon us. I follow the ACC, so here they are – the funniest names for each ACC roster.


Clemson – Chapman Pendergrass

  • OL, 5th yr
  • State supreme court justice?
  • Fun fact:  ACC Academic Honor Roll


Duke – Kyon Loud

  • Named after the anime character?
  • CB, Soph
  • Fun fact:  Father played in CFL


Virginia – Dakota Twitty

  • TE, 5th yr
  • Relative of Conway?
  • Fun fact:  ACC Academic Honor Roll


Pitt – Shep Turk

  • OL, Soph
  • Short, sweet … I like it
  • Fun fact:  Also wrestled & played baseball in HS


Florida State – Quintrevion Wisner

  • RB, Senior
  • 11 letters!
  • Fun fact:  Usually goes by Tre

Not totally sure what’s going on here


VT – Deed Capper

  • Weird last name, meet weird first name
  • LS, Junior
  • Fun fact:  Has yet to see action

From TikTok


Louisville – Montavin Quisenberry

  • WR, Soph
  • Ditto
  • Fun fact:  Selected Mr Kentucky Football


Syracuse – Jartavius Flounoy

  • DL, Soph
  • Same
  • Fun fact:  Communication & Rhetorical Studies major


Miami – Somourian Wingo

  • WR, Fr
  • Alright, this is getting silly
  • Fun fact:  Also had offers from Alabama, Florida, Florida State, Michigan, South Carolina Tennessee & others


SMU – Toa Katoa

  • OL, Fr
  • Hey, it rhymes!
  • Fun fact:  Full first name is Pupungatoa


BC – Israel Oladipupo 

  • DL, Soph
  • “Pupo” is gonna make any name funny
  • Fun fact:  Biology major


Cal – Jojo Genova

  • OL, Frosh
  • Alliteration for the win!
  • Fun fact:  ACC Academic Honor Roll


Georgia Tech – Rocco Xerogeanes

  • TE, Frosh
  • Good luck with that one, announcers!
  • Fun fact:  4.2 GPA in HS

En famille


Stanford – Owen van Loben Sels

  • WR, Junior
  • Geez, how many surnames does a guy need?
  • Fun fact:  Grew up 5 minutes way from campus


NC State – Vander Ploog

  • TE, Soph
  • And do you have a first name as well?
  • Fun fact:  Both parents played college hoops


UNC – Jimmy-Phrisco Alo-Suliafu

  • DL, Frosh
  • Dude, just go with Jimmy
  • Fun fact:  Hawaii native


Wake – Steele Pizzella

  • QB, Frosh
  • Steel pizza, anyone?
  • Fun fact:  Ran track in HS


Monday, September 28, 2026

Red Sox Fun Facts – Pitchers

Last week, position players. This week, pitchers.


Sonny Gray

Was the lead in a high school play

Fittingly, the play was High School Musical, with Gray playing the part of Troy Bolton (an athlete who decided to go out for the school play). Gray also acted in Grease and The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. He and his wife still enjoy going to the theatre to this day.


Ranger Suarez

Brothers are Raymer and Rosmer, with sister Rangerlin


Payton Tolle

Eats 8 bananas before every start

To reduce cramping. “Monkeys never cramp,” he claims.

I think Payton would fit right in here as well


Jake Bennett

Is 6’6”

I have no idea if he played basketball in high school (but I would certainly hope so)

Somehow, I don’t think this is the same guy
(thanks anyway, Google Images)


Brayan Bello

Weighed only 130 lbs when he signed at age 18

At 6 feet tall, his BMI was 17.6, which made him officially underweight

Still skinny, he is now in the overweight range
(probably due to muscle mass)


Patrick Sandoval

Meditates before his starts

He also likes to put a towel over his head. He uses the Calm app.


Garret Crochet

Idolized Big Papi growing up

In Mississippi! Crochet wore Ortiz’s #34 while playing at Tennessee. He wore Papi’s #45 while playing with the White Sox.


Tanner Houck

Wore a size 14 shoe when he was 14 years old

 

With wife Abby


Aroldis Chapman

Defected from Cuba

He did so in the Netherlands. He then established residency in Andorra. Coming from a third country allowed him to avoid the draft and declare free agency.


Garrett Whitlock

Knows American Sign Language

His mom is a professional ASL interpreter


Greg Weissert

Is part Italian, and played for Team Italy in the WBC

His paternal grandmother is from Calabria


Erik Miller

Weighs 270 lbs

On a 6’5” frame, that gives him a BMI of 32, which officially makes him obese




Thursday, September 24, 2026

Red Sox Fun Facts – Position Players

My wife and I are huge Red Sox fans. We pretty much don’t miss a game.

During the game the other night, the announcers mentioned that Sonny Gray is an actor. I had heard that before, as well as that Wilyer Abreu is a barber.

I was wondering if any other players had some hidden talents.  It’s a big roster, so I’m covering position players this week. Pitchers next week.


Adley Rutschman

Was a placekicker on the Oregon State football team as a freshman

Yes, he also played on the baseball team as well. In fact, he won the Golden Spikes Award and the Dick Howser Trophy while there.


Connor Wong

His stepfather, Matt Maysey, played in MLB

Maysey played 2 years, for the Expos and Brewers. He got in 25 games, posting a 1-2 record, with 1 save and a 5.55 ERA.


Willson Contreras

Brother William is also in MLB

Like his brother, William is still active. William’s played 7 years total, with Atlanta & Milwaukee. He’s a catcher, and has been a 3-time All Star and 2-time Silver Slugger. 

The two grew up very poor in rural Venezuela. They practiced with a broomstick and wadded up pieces of paper. 


Nick Sogard

Grew up a Red Sox fan

In Southern California!

As high school soccer player 


Trevor Story

Hit 96 as a pitcher in high school

He also was the QB. He gave that up, though, to concentrate on baseball. Surprisingly, he has not pitched since then.


Caleb Durbin

Can juggle

“He sees juggling as a helpful exercise for hand-eye coordination … While it helps with general coordination, he notes that it is not directly part of playing baseball and has little practical use in everyday life.” [Google AI]


Anthony Seigler

Is Navajo (Dine)

He was born on the rez in Arizona, but then grew up in Georgia. He is the second Navajo in MLB history, the first being former fellow Red Sox player Jacoby Ellsbury.

With mom and Navajo flag


Isiah Kiner-Falefa

Is related to Hall of Famer Ralph Kiner

They’re second cousins twice removed

And, yes, they both played for the Pirates


Andruw Monasterio

Signed for a mere $7,500

At age 17, he showed up at a Cubs tryout in Venezuela. They subsequently signed him for 0.3% of the what the top international signing got that year. Monasterio then spent 10 years in the minors before finally making his way to the bigs.

As Akron RubberDuck


Roman Anthony

Father, brother & grandfather are all named Anthony Anthony

He grew up in a close-knit Italian family in South Florida. Not sure where that peuliar naming tradition came from though.

Cheering him on in his debut at Fenway


Ceddanne Rafaela

Middle name is Chipper, after Chipper Jones

His mom was a fan of fellow countryman (Curacao) Andruw Jones, rooted in turn for the Braves, and subsequently developed a love of Chipper Jones as well. Ceddanne’s full name is Ceddanne Chipper Nicasio Marte Rafaela. I have no idea where Ceddanne comes from.


Wilyer Abreu

Can cut hair

He picked up the skill in the minors, then practiced on his teammates for free. He owns a barber shop back in Maracaibo, Venezuela, where he’s from. He’s also visited barber shops in Boston to support a program that gives free haircuts to poor kids.


Jarren Duran

Grew up idolizing Dustin Pedroia

In California! He also credits Pedroia with making an adjustment to his batting stance in spring training that helped him raise his BA over 70 points.


Masataka Yoshida

Nickname in Japan is “Macho Man”

It all started when Yoshisa chose the Village People song as his walkup music. The stadium video board played along by showing a cartoon of him lifting dumbbells. Finally, the stadium started selling plastic dumbbells at games. 

Not sure why he chose that song. Seeing as he’s only 5’8”, maybe there’s a little irony going on.


Mickey Gasper

Was drafted #817

By the Yankees! Though from NH, Mickey actually grew up a Yankee fan (his family’s from New Jersey).

Mickey’s signing bonus was a mere $5,000. He came out of Bryant Univ., in Rhode Island, one of only four alum who made it to the bigs.



Nate Eaton

Played for Team GB in the World Baseball Classic

His mom is a native 



Monday, September 21, 2026

Oddly Named Newspapers – 4/4

Last week, we covered Nebraska through Pennsylvania. Now, let’s take a look at our last 12 states.


Rhode Island – East Greenwich Pendulum

Today, they’re for the bond bill. Tomorrow, they’re against it.  Geez, people, make up your minds.

This weekly (it comes out every Thursday) has a circulation of 3,500. It started in 1854.

Whence the “pendulum”? Well, the Interwebs are telling me that the paper used to be called the Rhode Island Pendulum and the Weekly Pendulum, though that’s not really helping any.

I did, though, find that, at one time, the paper was published in one city (E. Greenwich) one week and another (Wickford) the next. So maybe that’s it.

East Greenwich is smack-dab in the middle of Rhode Island. It’s got 13,300 people and  dates all the way back to 1677. It started out as just Greenwich, but split into East and West in 1741. 


South Carolina – The Island Packet (Hilton Head)

Again with the packets (see Maine and New Jersey). Interstingly, the SC paper is even newer than Maine’s, being founded in 1970. Not sure if they were using the same chronologically-challenged logic here or not. 

The paper’s actually a daily, with a circulation of 16,000 (weekdays) / 17,000 (Sunday). It features an interesting combo of larger news along with local stuff and what I can only call clikbait and lightly veiled advertising.

Hilton Head is an island in the southern part of the state. It’s famous for golf, and is a lot more upscale than, say, Myrtle Beach. I spent a couple of vacation there with my family.

Honorable mention:  The Item (Sumter)


South Dakota – Clark County Courier (Clark)

Alliteration always! 

Clark County is in the northeast part of the state. It’s got less than 4,000 people. 

And, yes, the county seat has the same name as the county. Other communities include Crocker, Carpenter, Cottonwood, and Collins Colony. 

Wouldn’t you know – the Courier covers Coddington County as well. The paper was founded in 1880, not too long after the fouding of either county.

It comes out every week, on Wednesdays. Like most Wakipedia articles on small-town newspapers, the one on the Courier mostly goes through the changes in ownership. Seriously, I’m talking about 315 words in a 345-word article. You’ll be pleased to know that the paper was founded by one E.F. Conklin.

Honorable mention:  True Dakotan (Wessington Springs)


Tennessee – The Leaf-Chronicle (Clarksville)

“The flat, green part of a plant that grows from a stem and makes food through photosynthesis”? I’m guessing not. “An extra flat piece added to expand a table”? Nah. “A single sheet of paper in a book”? Well, I guess that’s as close as we’re gonna come. 

The “leaf” actually comes from a merger between the Clarksville Chronicle and the Tobacco Leaf, in 1880. The name of the latter comes simply from the area’s predominant crop.

The Chroincle dates all the way back to 1808. And tnat makes the Leaf-Chronicle the oldest paper in the state.

Today, the Leaf-Chronicle’s a daily, with over 20,000 subscribers. Its main claim to fame seems to be its being wiped out by a tornado in 1999, but without missing an edition.

Clarksville’s in the northeast part of the state, along the border with Kentucky. It dates back to 1785, and was named after George Rogers Clark, of Lewis & Clark fame.

Hard to believe, but it’s Tennessee’s 5th most populous city, with 167,000 people. It’s home to Austin Peay (a large state university) and is just a couple of miles away from Fort Campbell (home of the 101st Airborne), in KY.

Famous denizens include Roy Acuff, Wilma Rudolph, Allen Tate, Robert Penn Warren, and William Westmoreland. Less famous ones include the wonderfully named Philander Claxton, Jeff Gooch, Ernest William Goodpasture, Ricky Lumpkin, Horace Harmon Lurton, Asahel Huntington Patch, Alex Poythress, and (of course) Austin Peay.


Texas – Jefferson Jimplecute

“A mythical creature, composed of elements of a dragon, an Indian, an armadillo, and a lion."? Probably not. “A slang term meaning ‘sweetheart’”? I doubt it.

How about “An acronym for the motto ‘Join Industry, Manufacturing, Planting, Labor, Energy, Capital (in) Unity Together Everlastingly’”? Well, seeing as it’s the paper’s motto, and appears in the masthead, I guess that’s going to have to do. That’s an obvious backronym, though, so I’m guessing that first definition might be the actual source.

The paper dates back to 1848 (making it Texas’s 5th oldest), comes out weekly, and has a circulation of just over 700. It seems to be mostly minutes from city council & commission meetings.

Jefferson is the county seat of Marion County, in the northeast part of the state. It was founded around 1840. There are less than 2,000 Jeffersonians. 

Honorable mention

  • Beeville Bee-Picayune
  • Alpine Avalanche
  • Comfort News
  • Jasper Newsboy


Utah – Richfield Reaper

I like the alliteration here, but “reaper” makes me think only of “grim.”

I’m assuming, of course, that the name alludes to the area’s agricultural background. Previous names include the Sevier Advocate and Richfield Advocate. That first one dates back to 1887.

  • The Reaper seems to have has something of a checkered past, including:
  • The original owner being jailed for polygamy
  • Another owner being the victim of an accidental shooting
  • The paper’s office being torched by an arsonist

It comes out weekly, and features typical small-town paper stuff like high school sports, obits, local arrests, library notes …

Richfield’s in the center of the state, dates back to 1864, and hadsa population of 8,200. It is very Mormon.

Honorable mention:  Wasatch Wave


Vermont – Barre Monpelier Times Argus

This name’s got double barrels on their double barrels.

As you probably guessed, that name is the result of a merger, between the Barre Daily Times and the Montepelier Evening Argus, in 1959. Thank god they at least dropped the “Daily” and “Evening.”  

It’s a daily, has a circulation of 4,500, and got its start back in 1863. With Montpelier being Vermont’s capital, the paper features a lot of politics.

Montpelier is the smallest state capital in the US, at about 8,000. people Interestingly, the population swells on weekdays to about 22,000. It dates back to 1781. 

Barre is about 7 miles southeast. It’s a little bigger (8,500) and just a year older (1780). It’s famous for its granite.

Both cities are in the north central part of the state.

Honorable mention:  Bennington Banner


Virginia – Culpepper Star-Exponent

Is this a math thing?

Well, “exponent” can also mean proponent / champion / booster. So, no math required!

The paper comes out 3 times a a week. It originated from a 1953 merger between the Culpeppe Exponent (1881) and the Virginia Star (1919). Boy, does the online version have a lot of pop-up ads.

The wonderfully named Culpepper, the seat of Culpepper County, is in northern Virginia. It dates back to 1759, and currently has 21,000 people. There are a ton of associations with the Civil War.

Of the 22 famous Culpepperites listed on Wikipedia, I know 3 of them – Eppa Rixey (MLB HoF), A.P. Hill (CSA general), and Nell Arthur (FLOTUS). Not that they’re exactly household names …


Washington – Camas-Washougal Post-Record

Easy for you to say …

Another merger. This one took place back in 1930, combining the Camas Post (1908) & the Washougal Record (???). It’s a weekly, and goes out to about 10,000 people.

Camas and Washougal are right next to each other, on the Columbia River, and just upstream from Portland OR. 

Camas is bigger, at 26,000 to 17,000. Washougal, though, is older (1880 vs. 1906). Camas is famous for a huge paper mill (the high school teams are knowns as the Papermakers). The wonderfully whacky name of Washougal is “of disputed meaning,” and has been variously spelled as “Wasough-ally," "Washougally", " Washookal", and "Wa-Shu-Go.”

Honorable mention: 

  • Concrete Herald
  • Forks Forum


West Virginia – Spirit of Jefferson and Farmer's Advocate (Charlestown)

Speaking of mouthfuls …

Yet one more merger. This one happened in 1948, and combined the Spirit (1844) and Advocate (1890). The Spirit is actually the oldest newspaper in the state. The SJFA is a weekly, with a circulation of 4,200. 

Charles Town is in the very easternmost part of the state, in that funny little hooky thing surrounded by Maryland and Virginia. Don’t confuse it with Charleston, the state capital.

Charles Town was founded in 1787 by (and subsequently named for) Charles Washington, George’s younger brother. Today, it has 8,900 people. Like Culpepper VA, Charles Town saw a lot of action in the Civil War. 


Wisconsin – Boscobel Dial / Chetek Alert

Our first tie. It’s not that either of these names really stand out terribly. It’s just that there both mildly weird in a very similar way. I mean, take your odd town name, then combine it with an odd, possibly unique name for a newspaper. Put the two together, and you’ve got a winner.

Not sure where “dial” comes from. One definition makes it sound like it’s measure of something – like speed, or pressure, or temperature. So, I guess you could say the paper gives you a pulse on what’s happening in the town. The paper is a weekly and was founded in 1872.

Boscobel’s in the very southwesternmost part of the state. It’s got abut 3,300 people. Wikipedia claims 20 “notable people,” but I haven’t heard of a one.

“Alert” makes a little more sense, though I can’t recall any other papers with that name. It’s another weekly, and dates back to 1882.

Chetek’s ni the northwest part of the state. It has a population of 2,200. That odd name is Ojibwe for “pelicans” (though I’m not sure what pelicans were doing way up there).


Wyoming – Laramie Boomerang

There’s gotta be a story behind this one. I just know it!

Sure enough, the paper was named after the founder’s mule. He called it that “because he could trust the mule to return him home no matter how inebriated and disoriented [he] might've become.” That founder, by the way, was humorist Bill Nye, and basically made him famous.

Nyee started the paper in 1881. Today, it’s a daily, and has a circulation of 4,000. 

You may have actually heard of Laramie. It’s got 31,400 people, dates back to the 1860s, and is the home of the Univ. of Wyoming. It also has plenty of frontier and Wild West associations. 

Honorable mention: Rock Springs Daily Rocket-Miner