Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Oddly Named Historical Events

Famous historian Arnold Toynbee once called history “one damn thing after another.” Indeed, there sure are a lot of things that have happened in the couple of thousand years of recorded history. It only stands to reason that some of those many events might have been given some less-than-conventional names. 

For example, you may well have heard of the following:

  • Bay of Pigs Invasion
  • Beer Hall Putsch
  • Tennis Court Oath
  • Whiskey Rebellion
  • Zoot Suit Riots

Here are some more, less-well-known events. Enjoy!


Batman’s Treaty

  • Parties:  Brits & Aborigines 
  • Date:  1835
  • Location:  Australia
  • Significance:  settlement of Melbourne
  • NOTE:  Batman was the last name of one of the settlers



Bread and Cheese Revolt

  • Parties:  peasants vs. nobles
  • Date:  1491-1492
  • Location:  Netherlands
  • Significance:  put down


Coconut War

  • Parties:  separatists vs. government
  • Date:  1980
  • Location:  Vanuatu
  • Significance:  rebellion put down



Convention of Moss

  • Parties:  Sweden & Norway
  • Date:  1814
  • Location:  Moss, Norway (town of 30,700 people just down the fjord from Oslo)
  • Significance:  ceasefire; provided the basis for personal union of the 2 countries that lasted until 1905

In this little building right here!


Defenestration of Prague

  • Parties:  Protestants vs. Catholics
  • Date:  1618
  • Location:  Czechia
  • Significance:  began the 30 Years War
  • NOTE:  “Defenestration” means throwing someone out of a window (in this case, delegates of the Habsburgs – they survived by landing on a dung heap)



Diet of Worms

  • Parties:  Protestants vs. Catholics
  • Date:  1521
  • Location:  Worms, Germany (city of 85,000 on the Rhine)
  • Significance:  Martin Luther is branded a heretic
  • NOTE:  A "diet" is just a kind of legislative assembly


Dirty War

  • Parties:  military junta vs. its own citizens
  • Date:  1974-1983
  • Location:  Argentina
  • Significance:  Up to 30,000 people may have been "disappeared"


Football War

  • Parties:  El Salvador vs. Honduras
  • Date:  1969
  • Location:  border between the 2 countries
  • Significance:  began with riots at World Cup qualifying match; ended in ceasefire 4 days later


Friso-Drentic War

  • Parties:  Bishop of Utrecht (with Frisian army) vs. province of Drenthe
  • Date:  1228-1233
  • Location:  Netherlands
  • Significance:  Drenths forced to build monastery; first of many more similar conflicts
  • NOTE:  Spell check wants me to change "Drentic" to "Drastic"


Hook and Cod Wars

  • Parties:  cities vs. nobles
  • Date:  1350-1490
  • Location:  Netherlands
  • Significance:  who gets to be Count of Holland



Loon War

  • Parties:  William of Frisia vs. sister Ada, Countess of Loon 
  • Date:  1203-1206
  • Location:  Netherlands
  • Significance:  who gets to be Count of Holland (yup, again)

Probably not it


Operation Polo

  • Parties:  India vs. princely state of Hyderabad
  • Date:  1948
  • Location:  India
  • Significance:  Hyderabad absorbed into India
  • NOTE:  The prince (nizam) was famous for his polo ponies


Pool War

  • Parties:  rebels vs. government
  • Date:  2016-2017
  • Location:  Rep. of Congo
  • Significance:  rebellion put down
  • NOTE:  The "pool" refers to a wide part of the Congo River, where the events happened

Probably not it


Poor Conrad Rebellion

  • Parties:  peasants vs. duke
  • Date:  1514
  • Location:  Wurttemberg, Germany
  • Significance:  put down

Leader of the rebellion Peter Gaiss 
(Conrad was simply a common peasant name)


Punctation of Olmutz

  • Parties:  Prussia & Austria
  • Date:  1850
  • Location:  Olomouc, Czechia
  • Significance:  Prussia recognized Austria as the leader of the German Confederation
  • NOTE”  “Punctation” denotes a preliminary treaty

The 2 emperors

 

Rebellion of Mayor Albert

  • Parties:  burghers vs. duke
  • Date:  1311-1312
  • Location:  Krakow, Poland
  • Significance:  put down


Second Peace of Thorn

  • Parties:  Teutonic Knights vs. Poles
  • Date:  1466
  • Location:  Torun, Poland (pop. 197,000)
  • Significance:  ended the Thirteen Years’ War
  • NOTE:  First Peace of Thorn ended the Polish-Lithuanian-Teutonic War, 55 years earlier

The actual treaty


Singing Revolution

  • Parties:  Baltic states vs. Soviet Union
  • Date:  1987-1991
  • Location:  Estonia, Latvia & Lithuania
  • Significance:  independence of Baltic states
  • NOTE:  “Public song festivals became a key element of resistance, as tens of thousands of participants sang national and folk songs in mass gatherings, blending cultural revival with political protest.” [Wikipedia]


Smoked Meat Rebellion 

  • Parties:  Indians vs. settlers
  • Date:  1909
  • Location:  Oklahoma
  • Significance:  put down
  • NOTE:  Sparked by alleged stealing of smoked meat by Indians

Crazy Snake, leader of the rebellion


Subjugation of Jambi

  • Parties:  colonials vs. natives
  • Date:  1901-1907
  • Location:  Indonesian province
  • Significance:  area brought under colonial control

Not to be confused with genie from Pee-wee Herman Show


Upper Yafa Disturbances

  • Parties:  Brits vs. natives
  • Date:  1959
  • Location:  Yemen province
  • Significance:  rebellion put down (with no casualties!)

Upper Yafa flag


War of Hum

  • Parties:  Bosnia vs. Serbia
  • Date:  1326-1329
  • Location:  Bosnia
  • Significance:  annexation of Hum (Zachlumia) by Bosnians


War of Jenkins’ Ear

  • Parties:  Spain & Great Britain
  • Date:  1739-1748
  • Location:  Caribbean
  • Significance:  related to the War of Austrian Succession, which ended with the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle
  • NOTE:  “The name derives from Robert Jenkins, a British sea captain whose ear was allegedly severed in April 1731 by Spanish coast guards searching his ship for contraband.” [Wikipedia]



War of the Cow

  • Parties:  Liege vs. Namur
  • Date:  1272-1278
  • Location:  France
  • Significance:  started as a dispute over a stolen cow



War of the Golden Stool

  • Parties:  Brits vs. Ashanti
  • Date:  1900
  • Location:  Ghana
  • Significance:  annexation of Ashanti kingdom
  • NOTE:  The Golden Stool was basically the throne of the kingdom



War of the Insane

  • Parties:  Hmong vs. French
  • Date:  1918-1921
  • Location:  Indochina
  • Significance:  rebellion against excessive taxation; put down
  • NOTE:  Hmong adopted many magical beliefs, making them appear “insane” to the French

Rebel leader Vue Pa Chay


War of the Sicilian Vespers

  • Parties:  everybody
  • Date:  1282-1302
  • Location:  Italy
  • Significance:  who gets to rule Sicily
  • NOTE:  Uprising started at evening prayers (i.e., vespers)



War of the Three Sanchos

  • Parties:  Castile (Sancho II) vs. Navarre (Sancho IV) vs. Aragon (Sancho Ramirez)
  • Date:  1065-1067
  • Location:  Spain
  • Significance:  how the kingdom of Sancho the Great (the 3 Sanchos’ father) would be divided

Also a board game (?!?!)


War of the Two Peters

  • Parties:  Castile vs. Aragon
  • Date:  1356-1369
  • Location:  Spain
  • Significance:  which Peter would rule Castile

Peter the Cruel / Pedro IV / Pedro Sanchez


Years of Lead

  • Parties:  far left vs. far right vs. government
  • Date:  1968-1984
  • Location:  Italy
  • Significance:  terrorism 
  • NOTE:  similarly named events in Brazil, Morocco & Italy

Also a rock band (?!?!)




Monday, March 16, 2026

WBC – Best Players for Each Team All-Time

The World Baseball Classic sure is a lotta fun. The games are great, plus there’s a ton of great trivia out there. 

A couple of weeks ago, I looked at what percentage of the teams were actually made up of natives. This week, I’m going to look at the best player who actually was native to that country. 

Note that this includes every nation that’s ever been in the WBC. I’m also not limiting it to players who actually played in the WBC, but to all of MLB history.

I’ll be ordering them in decreasing WAR – from the obvious Hall of Famers to the total non-entities who were up for a cup of coffee back in, say, the 1890s. Here we go!


Dominican Republic

Albert Pujols, 1B (101)

He’s not in Cooperstown yet, but if anybody was assured of getting in on the first vote, it’s this guy. Up for 22 years, Pujols had over 700 HRs and 2,200 RBIs. He was also a RoY, 3-time MVP & 10-time All Star. Prince Albert led the league in WAR 6 times & runs 5 times. In the postseason, he was up over 300 times, notching 19 homers, 54 RBIs & a 319 average.

His closest rivals are Adrian Beltre (94) & Pedro Martinez (84).

Pujols is also the DR’s manager


Puerto Rico

Roberto Clemente, OF (95)

My boyhood hero. I can still remember where I was when I heard about his death. It was actually in church, which only goes to show you how important Clemente was to the Pittsburgh community (where I lived at the time).

How good was he? Over 18 years, he batted 317, led the league in batting 4 times & was both an All Star & a Gold Glover 12 times. In the postseason, he got a little over 100 ABs, batting 318 & winning WS MVP honors. The Great One made the Hall just 6 months after his passing.

Nobody else really comes close, with Carlos Beltran, Ivan Rodriguez & Roberto Alomar all coming in about 25 WAR below.



Netherlands

Bert Blyleven, P (94)

Who woulda thought the Netherlands would be this high?

What’s even perhaps more interesting is that Blyleven was actually born in the Netherlands, and not the Netherlands Antilles. Indeed, most of the Dutch teams in the WBC have been primarily made up of players from the latter. 

Blyleven, though, really was born in Holland, in the city of Zeist. He would come to the US with his family at age 3.

As for baseball, Blyleven was up for 22 years, not quite topping the 300-win mark, but notching 3700 K’s & a pitching a no-hitter to boot. He was especially good in the postseason, going 5-1 with a 2.47 ERA. The Flying Dutchman was elected to the Hall only in the 14th year of his eligibility.

Blyleven’s closest competition is Didi Gregorius (17 WAR). I thought for sure Gregorius was born in the Netherlands Antilles, but he was actually born in Amsterdam, moving to Curacao at age 5. 

The closest rival from the Netherlands Antilles is Andruw Jones, at 63.

Blyleven is also Team Netherlands’ pitching coach


Panama

Rod Carew, 2B/1B (89)

Though Carew was born in the Canal Zone (in the back of a train, no less), he had Panamanian citizenship. Moving to the US at age 14, he eventually became a naturalized US citizen, though only at age 78.

A professional hitter, Carew finished his 18-year career with a 328 average & over 3,000 hits. He also led the league in hitting no less than 7 times. A 1-time MVP, he was also RoY & an 18-time All Star. He was elected to Cooperstown in his 1st year of eligibility.

Carew’s closest rival is another Hall of Famer, Mariano Rivera, at 56.


Canada

Ferguson Jenkins, P (84)

The original “Fergie,” Jenkins reminds me a lot of Bert Blyleven. Both had long, but not flashy careers, were real workhorses , and tended to surprise people that they weren’t native-born Americans.

Jenkins was up for 18 years, pitching 4,500 innings. Like Blyleven, he finished with just under 300 wins. The two also had very similar lifetime ERAs, 3.34 (Jenkins) to 3.31 (Blyleven). Jenkins did, though, manage to do something his fellow ace never accomplished – win a Cy Young Award. 

Jenkins’ closest competition is fellow Hall of Famer, Larry Walker (73).


Great Britain

Jim McCormick, P (76)

Poor Jim McCormick probably represents our first head-scratcher. Playing for only 10 years way back in the late 1800s, though, will do that for you.

That said, he did manage to finish with a nice 265-214 record, along with a stellar 2.43 ERA. Of course, back in those days, pitchers were incredible workhorses. Indeed, McCormick won 40 games twice (and lost 40 once), leading the league in innings pitched with unheard-of numbers like 595 & 658. 

Interestingly, McCormick was born in Scotland, as was his nearest competition, Bobby Thomson (34). The best Welsh players are next – Jimmy Austin (23) & Ted Lewis (18). You have to go all the way to number 5 for the top Englishman, Hobie Ferris (16).



Cuba

Raphael Palmeiro, 1B (72)

I must admit, I forgot Palmeiro was born in Cuba. From Havana, he would come to the US with his family at age 7.

Though his stats will forever be tainted by his use of PEDs, Palmeiro nevertheless hit over 500 HRs and 3,000 hits (usually enough to get you into Cooperstown). He also drive in 1,835, and was a 3-time All Star and Gold Glover. 

Close behind him is Luis Tiant, at 66.



Venezuela

Miguel Cabrera, 1B (67)

Like Pujols, Cabrera is only waiting for his first ballot to get into Cooperstown. Up for 21 years, he finished with an average over 300, as well as over 500 HRs & 3,000 hits. He also led the league 4 times in batting, and 2 times in both HRs & RBIs. Miggy was a 2-time MVP & 12-time All Star. 

The competition is not too far behind him, though, with Bobby Abreu at 60, Hall of Famer Luis Aparicio at 56, and Jose Altuve at 53. I’m guessing Altuve will surpass them all before he hangs it up.

Cabrera’s also served in the WBC as both player & coach


Japan

Ichiro, OF (60)

Nope, Shohei Ohtani (52) hasn’t passed Ichiro just yet. Just give him another year or two.

That said, Ichiro’s got some pretty solid numbers. In 19 years, he managed to hit 311, and finish with over 3,000 hits, 500 steals & 10,000 plate appearances. He also led the league no less than 7 times in hits. Ichiro was a RoY & MVP (in the same year, no less), as well as an All Star (10 times) & Gold Glover (9). Though he only got in 19 games in the postseason, he did put up a gaudy 346 average.

Ichiro won 2 titles with Team Japan


Nicaragua

Dennis Martinez, P (49)

Martinez reminds me a little of Blyleven & Jenkins. Though not in the Hall, he was another largely unsung workhorse.  

Over his 23-year career, Martinez finished with a 245-193 record in over 4,000 IPs. A 4-time All Star, he did lead the league in ERA & wins, both once. He also pitched a perfect game.

Another thing that El Presidente has going for him is his complete dominance of Nicaraguan baseball history. His closest competition is Vicente Padilla, at 12.

Thanks, Google Images – unfortunately, that’s not him.


Mexico

Fernando Valenzuela, P (41)

Remember Fernandomania? Indeed, that first year of his really was something else. In addition to leading the league in strikeouts & shutouts, he was also the RoY & Cy Young award winner.

Sometimes, I think people forget he pitched 16 more years. No, none of those ever equaled that rookie year, but he did manage to finish with over 2,000 K’s, win 20 once (& led the league in wins), pitch a no-hitter, and make the All Star team 6 times. 

His popularity , though, also probably had a lot to do with how well he pitched in the postseason. Over 64 innings, he went a stellar 5-1, with a sub-2.00 ERA.

As for competition, pitcher Teddy Higuera is the closest, at 30.

Valenzuela was Mexico’s pitching coach for 3 WBCs


South Korea

Shin-Soo Choo, OF (35)

Things are going to start falling off a little now, starting with this guy. Though Choo was up for 16 years, his only real accomplishment was making the All Star team once. He did, though, bat over 300 3 seasons, as well as hitting over 20 HRs 7 times. Oh yeah, he also lead the league in HBP once.

The nearest competition is a guy you’ve probably heard of, Chan Ho Park, & one you probably haven’t, Hyun Jin Ryu. They’re both at 20.

Choo also got in 1 WBC 


Colombia

Edgar Renteria, SS (32.44)

Renteria was up for 16 years, with 7 teams. He finished with a 286 average, 1,200 runs, and over a 100 HRs & steals. Renteria was a 5-time All Star & 2-time Gold Glover. He notched not quite 250 ABs in the postseason, but without any big numbers.

Jose Quintana is almost dead even with him, though, at 31.69. Quintana’s still playing, so there’s a good chance he’ll be number 1, probably after next season. 

Renteria got in 1 WBC for Colombia


Germany

Max Kepler, OF (21)

With so many great baseball players of German extraction – Honus Wagner, Lou Gehrig, even Babe Ruth – I’m a little surprised Max Kepler is the best native German out there. 

Kepler’s been up for 11 years, but really hasn’t made much of a mark. He did have one great season, when he hit 36 homers and was 2 RBIs short of 100. Though good defensively, he’s never really been able to hit, batting 235 lifetime. He’s still active, but is also 33, so I don’t see him adding much to his career WAR.

Though he was born in Berlin, Kepler actually has an American mother and a Polish father. Interestingly, both were ballet dancers.

Right behind Kepler are military brat Glenn Hubbard (19) and old-timer Pretzels Getzlen (18).

Kepler has played in 1 WBC 


Brazil

Yan Gomes, C (18)

I had a feeling this would be Gomes, but had no idea his WAR would be this high. 

He did play 13 years, though, getting over 400 ABs 3 times. Gomes did have one really good  year, where he hit over 20 HRs & batted 278 (getting a Silver Slugger award for the latter). Overall, he’s got over 100 homers & 500 RBIs. He’s also a 1-time All Star. Finally, Gomes was pretty decent defensively as well.

Born and raised in Sao Paolo, Gomes was turned on to baseball by a Cuban coach. He moved to Florida with his family when he was 12. Gomes then played college ball at Tennessee, where he was an All American.

Hard to believe, but there are only 4 other native Brazilians who have played in the bigs. Though Gomes hung up his spikes just a couple of years ago, he was actually the 1st one to make the majors. Gomes’ closest competition is Paolo Orlando, at 1.68. 

Gomes played 1 year in the WBC & is currently Brazil’s catching coach


Taipei

Chien-Ming Wang, P (13)

Chien-Ming Wang was up for less than 10 years, but managed to do a fair amount in that short time. In particular, he had 2 years when he won 19 games, leading the league in wins in one of those. Overall, he finished 68-34, for an incredible 667 winning percentage. His only other claim to fame is coming in 2nd in Cy Young voting one year. If not for injuries, though, he’d be a lot higher on this list.

Not too far behind him, at 9, is Wei-Yin Chen, another pitcher.

Wang has pitched & coached for Taipei in the WBC


Australia

Dave Nilsson, C (10.55)

Baseball is surprisingly popular in Australia. In addition to producing 35 big leaguers, they also have their own league. That said, they’ve never really a produced a real star.

The closest they’ve come is Dave Nilsson. Unfortunately, he just never played long enough – a mere 8 years. He was, though, a starter for all but one of those years. And that’s how he managed to hit over 100 homers and tally not quite 500 RBIs. He also finished with a nice 286 average, and was a 1-time All Star as well. 

Nilsson made a splash in his last year in the majors, opting to represent his country in the Olympics rather than play in the bigs. After that experience, though, he was never able to make it back to the MLB, playing in another Olympics and playing & managing abroad, primarily in the Land Down Under.

Right behind Nilsson are Grant Balfour (9.19) & Liam Hendricks (9).

Nilsson is also the current manager for Team Australia


Italy

Julio Bonetti, P (0.32)

So, here’s where things really start to drop off. Though there are plenty of Italian-American big leaguers – including most of Italy’s WBC team – there were only 9 who were actually born there.

And poor Julio Bonetti is the best of the bunch. If you’ve never heard of him, that may be because he only pitched for 3 years, 80-some years ago. Over those 3 years, he went  a dreadful 6-14, with an ERA over 6. Kinda makes you wonder how he managed (just barely) to notch a positive WAR. 

Only 2 other of his compatriots managed to do the same. You’ve probably never heard of them either. Bonetti’s closest competition is the rather American-sounding Chase Burns (a military brat), at 0.21. He’s only 23, so is a pretty good bet to pass Bonetti, probably this year.



Czechia

Frank Meek, C (0.11)

Like Julio Bonetti, Frank Meek played very briefly many, many years ago. In Meek’s case, we’re talking 2 years, back in the late 1800s. 

The result? How about 6 hits over 18 at-bats, along with 5 runs, 2 RBIs & 2 SBs. Not that bad really. 

There are only 4 other Czechs who made the majors, with the wonderfully-named Josef Koukalik the only other in positive territory (0.04).

Oops, wrong Frank Meek!


South Africa

Gift Ngoepe, OF (0.06)

What a great name! Mpho (“Gift”) Ngoepe was in the bigs for 2 years, getting 72 ABs but posting a measly 181 average. His main claim to fame seems to be never having made an error.

Hard to believe, but it sounds like Ngoepe’s life was bathed in baseball since the day he was born. His mother was the clubhouse attendant for a minor league team in Johannesburg, with the family actually living on site.

There’s only 1 other native South African MLBer. Pitcher Tayler Scott (-0.6) played last year, so there’s a chance he might pass Ngoepe. He’s 33, though, and had a negative WAR last year, so I’m not betting on it.

Ngoepe played a couple of times for South Africa in the WBC


China

Harry Kingman, 1B (-0.04)

Considering Harry’s the only MLBer born in China, his measly negative WAR will have to do. 

Kingman played just one year, over a 100 years ago. Though he played in 4 games, he only managed 3 at bats, striking out twice. A single walk is the only time – and only way – he would get on base.

Kingman, obviously, is not Chinese. His parents just so happened to be missionaries there at the time.  The family would move back to the States when Harry was 7.

Kingman would have great success later in life (see here for more)


Spain

Danny Rios, P (-0.59)

Though his parents were Cuban, Danny Rios was born in Madrid. The whole family moved to Florida when Danny was just 2.

Unlike Harry Kingman, Rios was up two whole years in the bigs. Unfortunately, that only resulted in 10 IPs, with a 0-1 record, 9.31 ERA & 2.69 WHIP. I’m talking giving up 18 hits, 8 walks, 2 homers & 10 earned runs. Ouch.

Bryan Oelkers (-0.9) is Rios’s closest competition. Heck, there’s only 1 other guy. 

Rios had better luck in Japan (shown here), Korea & Mexico


Israel

Nobody. Nothing, Zilch. Nada. No native-born Israeli has ever played in the bigs.

We do, though, have at least some naturalized citizens. And Dean Kremer is the best of those. Over a 6-year career, he’s got a 41-40 record & 4.26 ERA, and has over 500 strikeouts. Though born in California, he had his bar mitzvah in Israel, became an Israeli citizen, lives in Israel 2 months of every year, and speaks fluent Hebrew. 

Kramer’s also played in a couple of WBCs for them as well


Thursday, March 12, 2026

Monstrosities of Scottish Cuisine

You’re probably familiar with haggis. Oatmeal & sheep’s offal cooked in the animal’s stomach sounds like enough to turn any non-Scotsman’s stomach.

You may have also heard of finnan haddie and cock-a-leekie. But those are just weird names for smoked haddock and  chicken and leek soup.

So, here are a few you may not have heard of, whether stomach-churning or simply funny-sounding. Enjoy!


Deep-fried Mars bar 


Slaes – fruit of the blackthorn bush

Hawick balls – candies made of butterscotch & mint


Crabbie’s – brand of alcoholic ginger beer


Powsowdie – sheep’s head soup

Collops – a cut of meat

Killie pie – form of steak & gravy pie


Jethart snails – boiled sweets in the shape of a snail


Skirlie – fried oatmeal 

Pottit heid – head cheese


Forfar bridie – pastry filled with meat & onions


Clapshot – mashed potatoes & turnips

Irn-Bru – orange-colored soda


Clootie dumpling – kind of boiled pudding


Cabbie claw – young cod in white sauce with chopped egg whites

Hatted kit – milk pudding

Soor ploom – boiled green sweet


Flies’ graveyard – sweet pastry with currents or raisins


Fatty cutties – scone-like griddle cake (called “singing hinnies” in England)


Rumbledethumps – baked mashed potatoes & cabbage

Cullen skink – soup of haddock, potatoes & onions


Eyemouth pale – type of smoked haddock

Ecclefechan tart – stuffed, baked pastry


Crappit heid – fish head stuffed with oats, suet & liver


Festy cock – oatmeal pancake