Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Classic Soccer Kits

Well, all I’m doing is sitting on the coach watching the World Cup these days. So, why not another soccer post?

So, how do you define a “classic” soccer kit? Well, how about one that hasn’t changed in 50 years?

I’m listing these in reverse order of how long they’ve been around. I’m showing two kits – from the first year & the current year.

BTW, I’m not sweating the small stuff like trim or even socks. Also, if there are a few years here and there with some differences, that’s okay too. Finally, home kits only – away and alternate kits are just way too crazy.


Poland – 1974

Nice job reflecting the flag


Iran – 1970

Boring? Yes. Consistent? Pretty much. There were a few years where they repped the flag (1986, 1990) and one where they channeled Italy/Japan (1971). I say, go with the flag!


New Zealand – 1960s

Hey, is there some copying going on here? Interestingly, NZ’s colors are traditionally all black (their rugby team is called the All Blacks). Because, however, soccer refs typically wore that, they had to go with something different. 1981 was the sole anomaly, with the team wearing black shorts.


Iraq – 1964

Definitely some copying. Iraq had a number of years where they sported some green (1993, 2020-24), and one where they were all baby blue (1986). Neither of those colors really make sense here. How about something with the flag colors?


Denmark – 1964

Classic representation of the national colors. There have been a couple of years (4 times since 2000) where they went with all red. That’s not bad, but I do prefer the red-white-red.


Australia – 1960

Wait, what do green and yellow have to do with Australia? Supposedly, they’re drawn from nature. The yellow represents sunshine, beaches, grain, the golden fleece (of wool), and the wattle (the “national floral emblem”). The green stands for forest, pastures, and the bush. Supposedly, the colors date back to the late 1800s. For a few years (1999-2001), the Socceroos went with all green. 


Egypt – 1957

Good reflection of the flag. There were a handful of outliers, including baby blue shirts (?!?!) & all red.


Chile – 1950

Classic play on the colors of the flag. They did have black shorts for 2000-10, though I have no idea why.


Serbia – 1930 

The colors reflect the flag well, though I don’t really care for the sunburst design on the current version


Brazil – 1954

The colors are from the flag, but are lacking its background color, green. Interestingly, there was one year, 1988, where they did rock green shorts.


Peru – 1936

Pretty unique, as far as I can tell. I wonder why no one else has gone with a stripe?


Sweden – 1934 

Good job with the national colors. From 2020-25, though, the team wore black shorts – not totally sure why.


Germany – 1934

Going to get into some more anomalies here, with uniforms not necessarily sharing the colors of the flag. At the same time, though, black and white are the traditional colors of Prussia, were used historically, and so do have some connection.


France – 1930

I would be very disappointed if the tricolor wasn’t reflected here. That said, there was one year, 2003, when they went with blue shorts).


Spain – 1922

Red’s definitely on the Spanish flag. Blue is not. And what happened to yellow? There have been a few years where they tried something different – blue and white (1941-47), blue & light blue (1937) and all red (2014-15).



Italy – 1911

Hey, I thought Italy’s colors were red, green, and white. The blue actually goes all the way back to when Italy was a kingdom and ruled by the house of Savoy, whose color is indeed blue. There have been a few variations over the years, with the team opting for different color shorts – blue and black. The team’s nickname, Gli Azzuri, simply means “the blues” in Italian.


NOTE:  This is the current kit. The database I've been using was all screwed up, Italy-wise.


Uruguay – 1910

I find it kind of interesting that South American teams have kits that go back over a hundred years. That said, soccer was introduced early on by British residing and working in the country. Uruguay, in fact, won the first World Cup, in 1930, and another one in 1950.

The light blue does reflect the flag, though I’m not sure where the black comes from. Over 120 years, there have been only slight variations – white shorts in 1974 and dark blue ones from 1992-96.


Argentina – 1908

The same story goes for Argentina as well. Brits introduced the beautiful game to them in the late 1800s. In fact, the fifth-oldest league in the world was Argentinian, dating back to 1891.

Argentina’s kit is a bit odd, as the country’s flag does not have stripes (though Uruguay’s does!). It does, though, include the light blue. Once again, not totally sure where the black came from. Like Uruguay, they’ve also mixed it up a little with the shorts – grey from 1930-36, and white in 2013-15 and 2023-25.


Hungary – 1902

You may not think of Hungary as a soccer powerhouse, but they do in fact have a long and honored history. They won gold medals in 3 Olympics and were runners-up in the World Cup twice. The kit represents the national colors superbly, with no changes in almost 125 years.


England – 1879

Hey, where are the redcoats? The colors have several explanations. Before 1879, the team wore all white, modelling themselves after cricketeers. (the only other organized team sport at the time). The blue shorts were added to reflect the Football Association’s colors, which are also reflected in the famous three lions crest. Do note, though, that they have gone with all white for 4 of their almost 150 years, including this year. 



Monday, June 15, 2026

2026 World Cup Funny Names - 2/2

As promised from last week, here are the remaining teams & names …


SHORT AND SWEET

Colombia – Yerry Mina, D, Cagliari

  • Full name is Yerry Fernando Mina González


Turkey – Can Uzun, MF, Eintracht Frankfurt

  • Born in Germany, dual national


Senegal – Pathe Ciss, MF, Rayo Vallecano (Spain)

  • Spell check wants me to change this to "Path Cissy'


New Zealand – Ben Old, MF, St Etienne

  • “Considered a former child golf prodigy, playing in his first international golf tournament at the age of seven” [Wikipedia]


France – Malo Gusto, D, Chelsea

  • Means “I don’t like it” in Spanish


Norway – Oscar Bobb, MF, Fulham

  • Not to be confused with Bob Oscar



Netherlands – Guus Til, MF, PSV (Netherlands)

  • Born in Zambia, moving to the Netherlands at age 3



THAT"S A MOUTHFUL

Austria – David Affengruber, D, Elche (Spain)

  • A different David Affengruber plays for Austrian team SV Horn II


Germany – Nico Schlotterbeck, D, Borussia Dortmund

  • “Cousin Sandrine appeared on the German edition of Love Island” [Wikipedia]


Morocco – Ayoube Amaimouni, W, Eintract Frankfurt

  • Actual last name is Amaimouni-Echghouyabe 


Australia – Nestory Irankunda, W, Watford

  • Born in Tanzania, moving to Australia at 3 months


Uzbekistan – Odiljon Hamrobekov, MF, Tractor (Azerbaijan)

  • Also played for Pahktakor, Navbahor & Bunyodkor


Bosnia & Hercegovina – Dennis Hadžikadunić, D, Sampdoria

  • Born & grew up in Sweden


Iran – Hossein Kanaanizadegan, D, Persepolis (Iran)

  • Once played for Machine Sazi



JUST PLAIN WEIRD

Saudi Arabia – Nawaf Boushal, D, Al-Nassr (Saudia Arabia)

  • Full name is Nawaf Mashari Abdulrahman Boushal 


England – Nico O’Reilly, D, Manchester City

  • “Out here in the fields / I fight for my meals / I get my back into my living …”


Croatia – Joško Gvardiol, D, Manchester City

  • Most expensive defender in soccer history (£77M)


Uruguay – Facundo Pellistri, W,  Panathinaikos (Greece)

  • “The lead singer of Uruguayan rock band La Vela Puerca, Sebastián Teysera, is Pellistri's godfather.” [Wikipedia]


Algeria – Ramiz Zerrouki, MF, Twente (Netherlands)

  • Born & raised in the Netherlands


Tunisia – Firas Chaouat, F, Club Africain (Tunisia)

  • Born in a city called Sfax


Czechia – Mojmir Chytil, F, Slavia Prague

  • Spell check prefers "Mohair Chili"


Curacao – Shurandy Sambo, D, Burnley

  • Born in the Netherlands


Belgium – Zeno Debast, D, Sporting CP (Portugal)

  • Has 1 career goal


Ecuador – Pervis Estupian, D, AC Milan

  • Spell check wants me to make Pervis Estonian





Saturday, June 13, 2026

2026 World Cup Funny Names – 1/2

Ah, the World Cup is finally here. I’m pretty excited.

Will England win it all (hey, it actually happened within my lifetime)? Will the US get out of the group stage? Will someone other than the usual suspects win the title? 

Now, the World Cup also represents a primo opportunity to find some funny names. Below, I’ve selected the best from each of the 48 teams. I’ve also organized them into like groups to make processing a little easier. 

For each player, I’m listing their position & current team, as well as a little tidbit about them. I’m also throwing in a pic, a weird, embarrassing, or unfortunate one, if I could find it. So, let’s check ‘em out …


AWESOME ALLITERATION

Mexico – Raul Rangel, G, Guadalajara

  • Not to be confused with the Mexican badminton player of the same name


Egypt – Ramy Rabia, D, Al Ain (UAE)

  • Full name is Ramy Hisham Abdel Aziz Mostafa Rabia


Portugal – Diogo Dalot, D, Manchester United

  • “Diogo” is the Portuguese equivalent of “Diego”


Spain – Pedro Porro, D, Tottenham

  • In Spanish, “porro” means “further”




WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Scotland – Che Adams, F, Torino

  • Born in England
  • Maternal grandparents were from Edinburgh
  • Is named after Che Guevara


S Korea – Jens Castrop, MF, Borussia-Monchengladbach

  • Born in Germany to a German father & South Korean mother


Switzerland – Breel Embolo, F, Rennes

  • Born in Cameroon, moved to France, then Switzerland as a child


USA – Folarin Balogun, S, Monaco

  • Born in Brooklyn to Nigerian parents; moved to UK at 1 month


Panama – Eric Davis, D, Plaza Amador (Panama)

  • Not to be confused with the English soccer player, American football player, American baseball player, NZ rugby player, and American clown


Sweden – Eric Smith, D, FC St Pauli

  • Father Anders also played professional soccer in Sweden


Argentina – Alexis Mac Allister, MF, Liverpool

Father Carlos, brothers Kevin & Francis, and uncle Patricio all professional played soccer




THAT"S NOT A NAME

Ghana – Prince Kwabena Adu, MF, Viktoria Plzen (Czechia)

  • Once played for Kryvbas Kryvyi Rih (Ukraine)


Japan – Shuto Machino, S, Borussia-Monchengladbach

  • “Machine” in Japanese is “kikai”


Jordan – Mohammad Abu Hashish, D, Al Karma (Iraq)

  • Born in Iraq


DRC – Charles Pickel, D, Espanyol

  • Born in Switzerland; of Congolese & Swiss descent


Canada – Promise David, S, Union SG (Belgium)

  • Full name is Promise Oluwatobi Emmanuel David Akinpelu


S Africa – Evidence Makgopa, F, Orlando Pirates (S Africa)

  • Has a brother named Promise


Haiti – Martin Experience, D, Nancy

  • Born in France, dual national



THAT'S NOT A FULL NAME

Qatar – Edmilson Junior, W, Al-Duhail (Qatar)

  • Full name is Edmilson Paulo da Silva, Jr.
  • Father Edmilson Paulo da Silva, Sr. played soccer in Belgium, where Jr. was born


Cape Verde – Diney, D, Al Bataeh (UAE)

  • Full name is Edilson Alberto Monteiro Sanches Borges


Paraguay – Kaku, MF, Al Ain (UAE)

  • Full name is Alejandro Sebastián Romero Gamarra


Brazil – Alisson, G, Liverpool

  • Full name is Alisson Becker
  • Has a brother named Muriel




A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY

Ivory Coast – Christ Inao Oulai, MF, Trabzonspor (Turkey)

  • Jesus Gallardo plays for Mexico


Iraq – Mohanad Ali, F, Dibba (UAE)

  • Nickname is Mimi




Wow! Forty-eight is a lotta countries. Let’s divide and conquer, and continue this again next week.