Yup, it’s a thing. Hot prison babes want to meet you!
Of course, in this day & age, it’s all online. Honestly, there seem to be dozens of sites out there.
Let’s take a look at one of the originals (founded back in 1989), the curiously named Cowtowninfo.com. It’s no longer supported and also seems to now go by the name jailhouse-babes.com.
I went through it and found the 10 hottest babes I could find. I’m listing them here in order of hotiness. For each, I’m including a hot photo, a description of the crime, and a quote from their submission. Where I could find one, I’m also submitting a photo that might be slightly less polished that I found out there just Googling around.
Oh, how could I forget … murderers only!
10. Minnie Salinas *
Shot her married lover’s wife, then married him before they both were caught
“Benevolent Gentlemen: … Can vacillate between topics, will knock on door with alot of momentum for rare opportunities - grooming myself for greater things in life. Desire to stretch outside my restless comfort zone.”
9. Michelle Thomas
Beat her husband to death with a pipe wrench then tried to finger her boyfriend for the crime
“Sinfully Seductive Siren – Seeking honest, serious gentlemen only. former centerfolds dancer/model.”
8. Tessie McFarland *
Druggie stripper & sex worker robbed & killed 2 (including a cop) with her ex-con boyfriend (shown below), surrendering to police only after a dramatic gun battle
“Exciting Woman Waiting!!” [I guess so, huh?]
Got her daughter & 2 of her friends to shoot her husband for insurance money
“Texas lady looking for my hero to ease this time”
Hired her not-too-bright brother (he called the local police to report the body) to strangle her husband for insurance money
“Can you look beyond my lean 5 foot 7 inch, 140 pound body lightly bronzed by summer's light; beyond my naturally curly chestnut locks that delicately drape over my shoulders?” [as well as my murder rap?]
5. Tonya Ray
With her boyfriend, robbed a random stranger, then beat him to death with a baseball bat
“A Beautiful Mind – I want to find my truest match, do you feel a spark? I'm waiting....”
“Reason for incarceration: Murder ‘Didn't do it’!” [of course not]
“TX Hottie! – I am of white Irish/German and Native American descent and a submissive little blonde cutie.”
Juvenile delinquent drugged, then shot her grandmother (who raised her), as part of a bizarre plot that involved another girl, as well as plans to kill their boyfriends (they chickened out)
“Passionate Flirt – I yearn to explore the wild and exciting, exuding erotic appeal and a taste of the forbidden.”
Complicit in her boyfriend’s shooting of someone who he thought was flirting with her
“A LITTLE NAUGHTY, A WHOLE LOTTA NICE – Free Spirited, Fun-Loving Nymphet seeks mental stimulation/companionship with stable, secure, confident lad who isn't intimidated by looks, intelligence, time or crime. Enjoys exercising his mind as much as his body.” [nymphet seeks lad]
Druggie tried to stab her mother in the neck with a syringe, then strangled her
“Texas Temptress, Sassy & Classy – Also don't believe all you read about me…. No drugs or convicts please.” [only the best for our Erin]
* - author has watched the TV documentary
