Friday, September 18, 2020

Guess the (Rock 'n Roll) Geezer

Okay, boomers. The ‘60s were 60 years ago. Your heroes have all put a few pounds, lost a few hairs, and definitely ain’t what they used to be. 

Let’s see if you can recognize these latter-day versions of the stud muffins, bad boys, rebels, and – lterally – rock stars from back in the day. I’m going to go in increasing order of difficulty. As a hint, I’ll also include his band’s name – or at the least the name of an associated act.

Ready? Set! Go! 


Geezers
  1. Crazy Horse



  2. Velvet Underground



  3. Ladysmith Black Mambazo  



  4. Highwaymen





  5. Buffalo Springfield




  6. Hint would give it away




  7. Them




  8. Peter Paul & Mary





  9. Monkees



  10. Cream



  11. Blind Faith



  12. Jethro Tull



  13. Bluesbreakers




  14. Hint would give it away




  15. Doors


      
  16. Animals




  17. Procul Harum



  18. Monkees




  19. Pink Floyd



  20. Dave Clark Five


Extra Credit (Gen X version):  Guns 'n Roses



Okay, that's it for the clues. Got your answers all written down? Okay, go ahead and scroll down for the answers.










Rock Star Stud
  1. Neil Young




  2. Lou Reed




  3. Paul Simon  




  4. Kris Kristofferson




  5. Stephen Stills - Looked a lot better at the DNC, didn't he?




  6. Art Garfunkel




  7. Van Morrison




  8. Peter Yarrow - Hey, it was him or Paul, right?



  9. Peter Tork


  10. Jack Bruce



  11. Ginger Baker




  12. Ian Anderson - Honestly, though, how many other band members can you name?



  13. John Mayall




  14. Sly Stone




  15. Robby Krieger - Well, we all know it wasn't going to be the Lizard King himself, right?




  16. Eric Burdon




  17. Robin Trower




  18. Mike Nesmith - Shoulda included the hat, no?




  19. Nick Mason




  20. Dave Clark - Hey, were those really painted-on eyebrows?


Extra Credit - Axl Rose



Sunday, August 23, 2020

Countries with Only a Single MLB Alum

19,000 guys have played MLB, coming from 60-some different countries. Not quite 18,000 came from the good ol’ USA, but Canada, Cuba, the DR, Mexico, and Venezuela all have over 100.

Makes you kinda wonder … How many are singletons? How many players are the only MLB alumni to come from the country of their birth? Let’s see!

Coupla notes:
  • I’m listing them from scrubbiest to studliest
  • I’m not including places that really aren’t countries (American Samoa, Hong Kong, “at sea” …)


China
Harry Kingman

Harry got in 4 games with the 1914 Yanks, going hitless in 3 at-bats. A first baseman, he played 2 innings in the field (and with no errors!).

Harry was born in Tienstin (modern Tianjin), basically Beijing’s port. His parents were missionaries, bringing Harry back stateside at age 7.

Harry was one of the few guys in this blog to return to the country of his birth. He was mostly involved with the YMCA there, moving to Japan to coach some university-level baseball.

Returning to the States in 1927, he spent more time with the YMCA, coached the Pomona baseball team (he’s the only Pomona grad to play in MLB), and then retired to become a full-time civil rights activist in 1957. He passed away in 1982, at the age of 90.



Latvia
Joe Zapustas

Joe got in 2 games for the Philadelphia A’s back in 1933. Over 5 ABs, he got 1 hit, for a 200 average. He too had 2 errorless innings.

Joe was born in Liepaja, a resort town on the Baltic. Of course, that town was part of the Russian Empire back in 1907, when Joe was born.

Zapustas was actually quite a good athlete, playing football for Fordham (he’s in their Hall of Fame), as well as the New York Giants (playing in 2 games in 1933 for them). Joe’s most well-known, however, for being a boxing referee, calling fights for Rocky Marciano, Sugar Ray, and Joe Louis.

He passed away only in 2002, living to the ripe old age of 94.



Finland
John Michaelson

Michaelson pitched in 2 games for the 1921 White Sox, He went 2 and 2/3 innings, gave up 4 hits and 3 runs, for a 10.13 ERA.

He was actually born August E. Mikkola, in Tivalkoski, a tiny town in the far north of country (i.e., absolutely nowhere). He emigrated with his family at age 5, so his dad could work in the copper mines in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. John probably would have ended up there as well if it wasn’t for baseball.

After kicking around the minors for a good half dozen years, he returned to the Yoop, where he died at age 74, in 1968.



Greece
Al Campanis

This guy’s so famous off the field, you may forget that he actually did spend some time on it.

Yup, Campanis played for the Bums for 1 year, for 7 games, 24 at bats, and 57 innings in the field as a second baseman (and with no errors!).

After his playing days were over, he became a scout and then a GM for the Dodgers, He gave up the latter after some rather insensitive racial comments he made on Nightline.

Al was born on the Island of Kos as Allesandro Campani. Yup, Greek place, Italian name – but actually reflecting his mixed heritage (Greek mom, Italian dad). In fact, the Dodecanese islands (of which Kos is one) were Italian at the time of Al’s birth, 1916, and his dad was a captain in the Italian army.

Al passed away in 1998, at age 81.



Peru
Jesus Luzardo

Jesus is our first still-active player. In fact, he should be moving up this list tout suite. He’s something of a phenom.

Just 22, he’s already got a couple of years in MLB, with a fine 3.00 ERA (and 2-0 record) over 12 games and 39 innings pitched, all with Oakland.

Jesus was born in Lima, of Venezuelan parents. His father had come there for a job. Another job would have the family moving to Florida when Jesus was one.



Afghanistan
Jeff Bronkey

Jeff was a middle reliever type who was up for 3 years in the mid ‘90s, playing for Texas and Milwaukee. He finished with a 2-2 record and 2 saves over 45 games and 69 innings pitched.

He was born in Kabul to an Afghan father and an American mother. Mom would return to the US when Jeff was only 2 months old. Wish I knew more.

Currently, Jeff coaches with Fuel, a baseball training facility. His daughter Sierra played softball for Arkansas.



Lithuania
Dovydas Neverauskas

Dovydas, like Jesus Lazardo, is still an active player. Considering, however, that he has a lifetime ERA of 6.98 and a record of 1-4, Dovydas may not be shooting up this list like Jesus.

On the other hand, seeing as Dovydas has spent his whole major-league with the woeful Pirates (and is pitching with them in 2020), we do know he’ll probably get at least a few more opportunities to turn things around. All told, he’s notched 67 games and 68 innings.

Dovydas was born in Vilnius, the capital city, where his dad just so happened to be a baseball coach. Unfortunately, there are no baseball fields in Lithuania, though, so Dovydas was trained in Italy, at the European Baseball Academy.



Singapore
Robin Jennings

Robin played for 4 teams over 4 years, from 1996 to 2001. Mostly an outfielder, he got 213 at-bats in 93 games, compiling a 244 average and hitting 3 homers.

Interestingly, he got over 132 at-bats (well over half his total) in 1 year, 2001. That year also accounted for all of his homers. Even more interestingly, that career year was divided among no less than 3 teams.

Hate to say it, but I know absolutely nothing about the circumstances of his birth. He does look slightly Asian though.

Robin would bounce around the minors for 6 more years. Last I heard of him, we was a youth pitching coach in Park City, UT.



Indonesia
Tom Mastny

Tom was your basic reliever, up for 3 years with the Indians (2006-2008). Over 80 games and 94 innings, he compiled a 9-5 record, 5 saves, but – unfortunately – a 6.13 ERA.

Not too surprisingly, his nickname was ”Nasty.” He musta earned it, though, as his SO/9 IP was 8.1. Being 6’6” helped as well, I’m sure.

There’s a little confusion about his birthplace. Turns out his parents are from Indiana, where they would subsequently raise Tom, the family leaving Indonesia when Tom was 18 months. What were two corn-fed Hoosiers doing over there? His dad had an accounting job with an oil company, but according to Tom, they really just “wanted to travel the world.” Not sure where else they got up to.
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Mastny did return to Asia, to play in Japan, but, alas, never to the country of his birth. Looks like Tom in now an EVP with Palladin, health insurance advisors down in Georgia.



Belgium
Brian Lesher

Brian was an outfielder for the A’s for 3 years back in the late ‘90s. Over 108 games and 263 ABs, he would notch 9 HRs and a 224 average.

Brian was born in Wilrijk, just south of Antwerp. Once again, I’m afraid I have no idea of the circumstances. He looks, and his name sounds, totally American, so I’m guessing it’s just another American military family.

Looks like his post-MLB career included coaching some Little League in New Jersey.



Belize
Chito Martinez

Chito was an outfielder for the Orioles, from 1991 through 1993. Overall, he got in a decent 158 games, totaling 429 ABs and 18 HRs, and notching a 259 average. I’m surprised he didn’t get a little more playing time – doesn’t seem like a bad player at all.

Chito was born in Belize City (the capital), back when Belize was still a British colony (and went by the name of British Honduras). He came to the US at age 2. "My parents came here because there was more opportunity," Martinez told the Baltimore Sun, "It was a better place to raise a family."

You can currently find Chito on LinkedIn – he’s a Business Development Manager at Professional Technologies Group, in Memphis. Sounds like he’s also done more than his fair share of coaching youth baseball.  A son, Drew, played in the minors.



Philippines
Bobby Chouinard

Bobby pitched for 5 years in the bigs, from 1996 thru 2001, for 4 teams. His career stats include an 11-8 record, 1 save, and a 4.57 ERA. Though he began as a starter, the rest of his career was as a middle reliever.

Bobby was born in Manila. Other than that, I know next to nothing about that or his early years. He does look like he might be part Filipino.

Unfortunately, Chouinard was last in the news for a domestic violence assault. Hope things are going better for him.



Denmark
Olaf Henriksen

Olaf was up in the bigs for 7 years, all with the Red Sox. One of the majors’ first real pinch hitters, he never got more than 100 ABs in any one year, notching 487 total in 321 games.  Other accomplishments include a 269 batting average, 3 World Series titles, and pinch-hitting for Babe Ruth.

Henriksen was born in the tiny town of Kirkerup, just west of Copenhagen. His family emigrated to the US the same year he was born. Somehow or other, his nickname became “the Swede.”

After the majors, Henriksen played a ton of semipro and also coached Boston College’s baseball team. He passed away in 1962, at age 74.



Vietnam
Danny Graves

Danny played in the majors for 11 years, including 9 of those with the Reds. Over 800+ innings, he notched a 43-44 record, 182 saves, and a 4.05 ERA. He was a 2-time All Star and was the 2002 recipient of the Lou Gehrig Award. He was known as the “baby-faced assassin.”

Danny was born in Saigon of a Vietnamese mother and an American serviceman father. The family fled the country in 1973, when Danny was 14 months old, and right before Saigon fell. Danny originally spoke Vietnamese at home.

Graves had a major battle with depression (and alcohol, and drugs), both during his last years in MLB and then for a number of years after. He’s since gotten his act together and works as a broadcaster.

Danny and mom


Switzerland
Otto Hess

Otto was up for 10 years, from 1902 to 1915. He played with 2 teams, Cleveland and the Boston Braves. Over 198 games and 1418 innings, he compiled a 70-90 record, with a fine 2.98 ERA. Unfortunately, the only things he ever led the league with were hit batsmen and wild pitches. A decent batter, he did make himself useful by playing 57 games in the field.

Otto was born in Berne, the Swiss capital, emigrating at age 10 with his family. He would die at the young age of 36, from TB he contracted while serving in WWI.

Friday, June 26, 2020

US State Flag Families

Hmm, I think I’m detecting some patterns here. Let’s take a look and see how these babies break out:
  • Boring – Hard to believe but the basic pattern of seal on a dark blue background describes over half of our state flags – 26, to be exact. This particularly boring design came from regimental flags, almost all of which followed the same basic pattern. Regimental flags may well represent the first flags that probably ever represented the state.
  • Confederate (red circle) – Confederate flags (both the Battle Flag and the Stars & Bars) were very different in their emphasis on the color red. This is reflected in these 8 flags.
  • X (green circle) – Another distinction for Confederate flags (and I’m talking about the Battle Flag this time) is the use of an X, or saltire. This derives from the cross of Burgundy, basically the Alabama flag but with extra doodads on the arms of the cross. The cross of Burgundy was used by the Spanish empire, which once ruled most of the South.
  • French (blue circle) – Everyone’s familiar with the Tricolor. Three states seem to look to that flag for inspiration (though 2 of them have turned the stripes on their side). That’s not too surprising, as the Mississippi Valley was all French at one time.
  • Colonial (gold circle) – These four don’t have all that much in common other than that they all break away from the seal / dark blue pattern. My guess is that their being so ancient gave them a little freedom to do something a little different. Indeed, several of these have themes that go back quite a bit.
  • Modern (orange circle) – On the other hand, these 3 states are some of the newest ones out there. It seems only fitting that they might shake things up a little, especially relative to the symbols those symbols.
  • Unique (black circles) – Here are 6 American originals. They really don’t have much in common, other than that they are all rather different (though half of them do feature a white background).






Friday, May 22, 2020

What’s Going on with the Swing States?

The 2016 presidential election was an interesting one. First, the winner of the popular vote did not win the electoral college. Second, the winner of the electoral college won it by the narrowest of margins. 

Now, the actual electoral college results were themselves not that close, 304 to 227. That said, there were three states – Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin – where the popular vote difference was under 1%. And those 3 states accounted for 46 electoral votes. In other words, less than 30,000 people across those 3 states could have swung the election!



2020 Vs. 2016

Right now, it looks like Biden’s ahead. CNN’s got him up 5%, CBS 6%, Reuters and Monmouth 9%, and Quinnipiac 11%. 


Something very similar, though, happened back in 2016, didn’t it? On November 6, 2016, the website 270towin.com averaged 10 major polls, and found Clinton ahead of Trump by a good 3%.


Needless to say, that was not reflected in the final results, was it? 

To be truthful, there really wasn’t that big a difference relative to popular vote. Clinton still won by 2%. 

What really made a difference, though, was what happened in those swing states mentioned above. In particular, each of those states had Clinton leading by a good bit – 3% for Pennsylvania, 5% for Michigan, and 7% for Wisconsin.

So, how do these numbers compare to those from 2020 (percentages are for Dems)?

State 2016 Poll 2020 Poll Difference Result
PA 3% 6% 3% Biden
MI 5% 5% 0% ???
WI 7% 3% -4% Trump

In other words, based on what happened in 2016, Pennsylvania may be the only swing state to flip in 2020. With everything else the same, that would give Biden 247 electoral votes, still short of 270. If, however, Michigan were also to go blue, the total would then be 263 – still not enough.



Additional Swing States?

Needless to say, 2020 won’t be exactly like 2016. There may, in fact, be some states that might flip even though they weren’t that close back then. 

In particular, I noticed that there are a couple of states that were red in the polls and the election back in 2016, but are now leaning blue in the latest 2020 polls – North Carolina (1%), Arizona (3%), and Florida (4%).

Applying the same kind of logic as I did to those original 3 states, here’s how these new swings states shook out back then (percentages are for Republicans this time):

State 2016 Poll 2016 Election Difference
NC 1% -4% -3%
AZ 4% -4% 0%
FL 0% -1% -1%

In other words, that difference is what Biden will need to overcome in polling to actually have a shot at swinging these states. Though it’s a draw in Arizona, he’ll have to do a little better in Florida and a lot better in NC.

Now, let’s see how that shakes out given Biden’s current polling (percentages are for Biden this time):

State 2016 Difference 2020 Poll Result
NC 3% 1% Trump
AZ 0% 3% Biden
FL 1% 4% Biden

In other words, he only needed to do better than Trump in Arizona, and he got it. Similarly, he only needed to do better than 1% in Florida and did so. Only in NC was he unable to overcome the polling bias from 2016.

So, if we add the 2 states swinging toward Biden to the 2016 baseline, we’ve got 267 – 3 short! Only when we add Pennsylvania, from above, do we get over 270 – 287, to be exact. Finally, the Dems win.


Major caveat here … Yes, a lot will change before November. This is definitely something we can keep our eye on ‘til then though. 

Stay tuned!

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Stage Names After Famous People

There are plenty of stage names out there. You probably already know that Marilyn Monroe was originally Norma Jan Mortensen. Or that Woody Allen is really Allan Konigsberg. I tell ya, there’s a million of ‘em.

What’s interesting is that there are a handful of celebs who decided to go with a name that was already taken. Surely, you didn’t think that David Copperfield was his real name, did you?

Now, I’m not sure what the thinking was behind some of these choices. It may simply be fame by association. Alternatively, they could simply be to attract attention. I do know, though, that they’re pretty unusual. 

So, here’s a list of all the ones I could come up with. They’re in rough order of obscure to famous. Enjoy!


Dorian Gray – Maria Luisa Mangini
Iconic fictional character, meet obscure Italian actress

As you probably already know, Dorian Gray is the main character of Oscar Wilde’s only novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray. In a rather Gothic twist, Gray’s wish that he remain forever young is fulfilled, while his portrait ages instead.

I haven’t the slightest clue why Ms. Mangini went with the name (I mean, look at the pix below). Something of a sexpot, the actress did 32 films, all in Italian, in the 50s and 60s. Her main claim to fame is probably being in Fellini’s Nights of Cabiria. Less famous vehicles include Toto, Pepino, and the Hussy; Colossus and the Amazon Queen; and Accident of the Taxes.

By the way, other famous Dorian Grays include a British singer, a Swiss singer-songwriter, and a band from Bosnia.




Frances Drake – Frances Dean
Famous British explorer, meet obscure American actress

Sir Francis Drake (note the i) was a pirate, explorer, and vice admiral in the Royal Navy, and was active in the Elizabethan era. He was the second person to navigate the globe, and was famous for giving the Spaniards fits.

Frances Drake (note the e) was not as obscure as Dorian Gray, but not by much. Frances did 42 movies during the ‘20s and ‘30s. Her biggest role was in the 1935 version of Les Miserables. She was also in a couple of proto-horror and proto-sci-fi numbers. She does have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

We also know that Paramount came up with the name to avoid confusion with the then-famous Frances Dee. Another possibility batted about was Marianne Morel. Probably shoulda gone with that, to tell you the truth.




Leif Erickson – William Anderson
Norse explorer, meet obscure American actor

Leif Erikson (note the lack of a c) discovered America. Yup, Christopher Columbus came to the party about 500 years late. Leif landed in Newfoundland, where he founded the short-lived settlement of Vinland. 

The actor guy? Well, he actually wasn’t that obscure. I’m talking 150 credits and over 50 plus years in the biz. Now, that included a lot of TV at the end of his career, but also some major motion pictures earlier on as well (On the Waterfront, The Snake Pit, Show Boat, Tea and Sympathy …). A character actor, he may actually be more famous for marrying the actress and famous crazy person Frances Farmer than for his thespian skills.

The name came from a band leader (Erickson started out as a vocalist and trombone player). His original screen name was Glenn Erickson. Not sure what was wrong with that.

There also happens to be an American politician of the same name out there, as well as no less than three Swedes (a swimmer, a soccer player, and the “inventor of the Swedish bagpipes”).




(Superstar) Billy Graham – Wayne Coleman
Popular evangelist, meet studio wrestler

Billy Graham was known as the “pastor to the presidents.” He served as religious advisor to chief executives from Harry Truman to Barack Obama. He was also famous for his crusades, preaching to 210 million people in over 185 countries. 

Wayne Coleman sounds like he might have been pretty famous in wrestling circles. I don’t really run in those circles, though, so I’ll just have to take it their word for it. A big Christian, Coleman actually did indeed name himself after the evangelist. 

To be quite honest with you, there are way too many other Billy (and Bill) Grahams to list here. Heck, there’s even another one from wrestling – manager Halfbreed Billy Graham.




John Paul Jones – John Baldwin
Father of the American Navy, meet British rock ‘n roller

John Paul Jones hoisted the first American flag over a naval vessel, conducted a number of raids, captured a few British ships, lost the Bonhomme Richard, and uttered the memorable “I have not yet begun to fight.” Interestingly, he was actually born John Paul. He added the Jones in a bid to hide from the law. Indeed, Jones was accused of crimes a number of crimes, including piracy and flogging a sailor to death. Somehow or other, he ended his career as a vice admiral in the Russian navy.

John Baldwin was the bassist and keyboardist for Led Zeppelin. A session musician before the band got together, he pretty much returned to his roots when the band subsequently disbanded. He also did some producing, cut a few of his own albums, and formed a short-lived supergroup with Dave Grohl (ex Nirvana) and Josh Homme (ex Queens of the Stone Age) called Them Crooked Vultures.

Baldwin changed his name, very early on in his career, at the instigation of Andrew Loog Oldham, the Rolling Stones manager. Oldham had seen a poster for a film of the same name (about the naval hero) and, thinking Baldwin’s real name needed a little pizzazz, convinced him to adopt it.

Hard to believe, but there are two other John Paul Jones out there (an artist and an athlete), as well as a Johnpaul Jones (an architect).




Albert Brooks – Albert Einstein
Funny American actor/director, meet world-famous scientist

Wait a minute. This one’s a little different, isn’t it? Indeed, poor Albert Lawrence Einstein had to change his name to avoid – rather than seek out – notoriety (and confusion). What were the poor guy’s parents thinking?

Those parents actually were somewhat famous as a showbiz family, though both had no issue using a stage name. Perhaps they could have simply switched their boy’s two names, or even ditched the Albert all together, ya know?

Anyway, the first Albert Einstein was a pretty smart guy. I’ve got him behind the Theory of Relativity, the e=mc2 equation, and the Unified Field Theory. He also won a Nobel, among many other awards. Like I say, smart guy.

The second Albert Einstein (AKA Albert Brooks) started out as a comedian, becoming a regular on talk shows. He then ventured into acting, then directing. He had an Oscar nomination for Broadcast News and a starring role in and lots of critical acclaim for Drive. I just can’t help wonder, though, if his career would have been more successful if he’d simply kept his birth name.

Where did the Brooks come from?  No clue.




Paul Revere – Paul Revere Dick
Famous American patriot, meet founder of cheesy ‘60s rock ‘n roll band

Paul Revere was famous for his “midnight ride,” jumping on his horse to let the colonial militia know of the movement of British troops before the battles of Lexington and Concord.  He also happened to be a very talented silversmith. 

Paul Revere Dick (yup, that’s his real name) was the leader of Paul Revere and the Raiders. The only “hit” I remember of theirs was a #1, “Indian Reservation.”  You know, “Cherokee nation / Cherokee tribe / So proud to live / So proud to die.”  Dick himself passed away in 2014, but the Raiders are very much still active (though with none of the original members).

I have no idea why our musician wanted to get rid of his surname. Honestly, it’s a total mystery.




Booker T – Booker T. Jones
African-American scientist and social pioneer, meet leader of Motown band

Born a slave, Booker T. Washington became one of the leaders of Black America in the period after the Civil War. He worked his way through college, and then founded and led a college of his own, Tuskeegee, in Alabama. He was also well known for the book Up from Slavery, and for his connections with several presidents and other leading figures of his day.

Booker T. Jones was named for Booker T. Washington by way of his father, Booker T. Jones, Sr. Something of a child prodigy, Booker Jr. played multiple instruments and got his first record credit at age 16. He formed Booker T. and the M.G.’s in 1962, with the band still going strong today. He was awarded a lifetime Grammy in 2007.




Engelbert Humperdinck – Arnold Dorsey
Obscure German composer, meet mostly forgotten English singer

The real Engelbert Humperdinck is mostly known for composing the opera Hansel and Gretel.  A follower of Wagner, he also seems to have been a talented teacher himself. His other namesake is an asteroid belt, out there in space somewhere.

Arnold Dorsey was a crooner of the ‘60s and ‘70s. Born in India of British parents (though he looks pretty darn Indian to me), he came to the UK at age 10. Dorsey has been successful on both sides of the pond, and has homes in both the UK and US. He’s sold more than 140 million records. Some of hits include "Release Me," "The Last Waltz, "After the Lovin'" and "This Moment in Time." Wikipedia damns him with faint praise by calling him “one of the finest middle-of-the-road balladeers around.”

As for the name change, Dorsey had actually performed for several years under his given name. Looking for something more distinctive, his manager suggested the extremely distinctive Engelbert Humperdinck. Sounds like it worked.




Marc Anthony – Marco Muniz
Roman politician and general, meet contemporary Latin singer

A supporter of Julius Caesar, Marc Anthony ruled Rome with two others after Caesar’s death. After the three fell out, Anthony lost the subsequent civil war. When it was obvious his time was up, he and paramour Cleopatra committed suicide. Perhaps you’ve heard of the story.

Marco Muniz was actually born Marco Antonio Muniz. So, all he really did was just drop the last name. Hard to believe, but he was actually named after another singer by the exact same name. Our Marco’s won two Grammys and sold 12 million albums worldwide. He’s been married three times, to J Lo, a Miss Universe, and a model. Not sure how the short, rat-like-looking guy does it.

Hmm, looks like our singer wasn’t the first to nab this name. I’m seeing a writer, a DJ, a football player, and a soccer player as well.




Tom Jones – Tom Woodward
Famous fictional character, meet largely forgotten British singer

The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling is one of the first novels in English. Written by Henry Fielding, it was published in 1749. It’s a bawdy, humorous tale of Tom’s adventures, and one of the classics of English literature.

Tom Woodward was born in Wales, and became popular in the mid-60s. He’s sold over 100 million records. Hits include "It's Not Unusual", "What's New Pussycat", "Green, Green Grass of Home", "Delilah", "She's a Lady", "Kiss" and "Sex Bomb." He’s won a Grammy and also a CBE.

Woodward was given his name by manager Gordon Mills. It’s a pure play on an Academy-Award-winning 1963 movie based on the novel. 

Don’t be too surprised that there are other Tom Joneses out there. I count 14 athletes, two politicians, and five “others.”




Jane Seymour – Joyce Frankenberg
Short-lived English queen, meet hot English actress

Remember the old mnemonic for Henry VIII’s wives, “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived”? Well, Jane Seymour was the “died” one. She was queen for little over a year, dying right after giving birth to the future Edward VI. She was the only one of Henry VIII’s wives to receive a proper state funeral, and is buried next to him.

You may know her better as Dr. Quinn, or perhaps Solitaire from Live and Let Die, but Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg has won an Emmy, two Golden Globes, and an OBE. Hard to believe she’s 59 – she still looks incredible.

Joyce decided on her screen name on her own, thinking it more palatable to English ears. There are actually a couple of other Jane Seymours out there – the original Jane’s niece, a writer, as well as another actress (with this one coming from Canada).




David Copperfield – David Kotkin
Beloved Dickens character, meet famous American magician

David Copperfield may be Dickens’ most popular book, and the title character his most famous as well. I guess the main competition here would be have to be Oliver Twist. Interestingly, both books are about poor young lads and their hardships growing up. Everything turns out alright for both of them in the end though.

David Kotkin is probably the most successful magician ever. He’s garnered a slew of Emmys, a bunch of Guinness World Records, a French knighthood, and a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Further, he’s sold over 30 million tickets and grossed over four billion dollars. Oh, and he also married super model Claudia Schiffer.  Not too bad for a shy Jewish bot from Metuchen, NJ who took up magic to “meet women.”

The name? Turns out “he liked the sound of it.”  Interestingly, though, he’s never been able to finish the book, finding it “too dark for my tastes.”




Richard Burton – Richard Jenkins
19th Century British explorer, meet famous British actor

According to Wikipedia, Richard Burton was “a British explorer, geographer, translator, writer, soldier, orientalist, cartographer, ethnologist, spy, linguist, poet, fencer, and diplomat” (okay, you can take a breath now). He spoke 29 languages, and was famous for his translations of classics such as The Perfumed Garden, the Kama Sutra, and One Thousand and One Nights. He was knighted and was also a fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.

Richard Jenkins was a poor Welsh boy who made good in the world of the theater. A noted Shakespearean, he would be nominated for seven Academy Awards, though never winning. He would probably be best known, though, for his on-again, off-again relationship with Elizabeth Taylor. 

He actually named himself for a mentor of his, schoolteacher Phillip Burton. Phillip would actually later become Richard’s legal guardian, with Richard adopting Phillip’s surname by deed poll. So, in other words, not what we were thinking at all.