Saturday, February 4, 2023

Most Common Presidential First Names

There’s been 46 of them. And they’ve been doing it since 1789. So, we should be able to see some interesting patterns here. Let’s see how they all break out.


One-Offs (20)

Not quite half the presidents are one-offs. Interestingly, these include several fairly common names – Richard (Nixon), Joseph (Biden), Steven (Grover’s Cleveland’s real first name), Martin (Van Buren), Benjamin (Harrison)…. Now, they also include such oddities as Dwight (Eisenhower), Lyndon (Johnson), Ulysses (Grant), Millard (Fillmore), and Barack (Obama).

Somebody lend this guy a comb


Franklin (2)

It’s not that common a name. So, it’s a little surprising that there are two presidents – Pierce and Roosevelt – claiming it.

As with Frank and Francis, the basic root for Franklin means “free.” “Franklin” itself denotes a “freeholder,” someone who held land, but was not a noble. A similar term might be “yeoman.”

Franklin is, of course, also a surname. And I’m that guessing both of our presidents may owe their first names to Benjamin Franklin. I’m afraid I just can’t be certain on that though.

It’s not a very popular name, coming in at #395 in 2021.

Not too many other famous Franklins out there


Thomas (2)

You might be scratching your head about this one. I’m sure you got Thomas Jefferson. Bet you didn’t know, though, that Woodrow Wilson’s first name is actually Thomas.

Thomas means “twin,” and comes from the apostle. I’m guessing that Thomas was indeed a twin himself, though I really couldn’t find anything on it.

The name comes from the Aramaic to’ma, which means “to cleave,” which I guess could indeed be said of twins. The Greek form (i.e., how he was actually referenced in the NT) is Didymus.

The name’s been popular since the Norman Invasion. As recently as 2006, it ranked 16th in the US (but is at 46 in 2021). Other popular Thomases include Aquinas, Becket, Hobbes, Hardy, and Edison.

Interestingly, the two presidents were both Virginians and both Democrats.

Virginia is also known as the Mother of Presidents


Andrew (2)

St. Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland. Seeing as there are 19 presidents with some Scottish or Scots-Irish background, it’s not too surprising that there would be a couple of Andrews. In particular, we’ve got Andrew Jackson and Andrew Johnson.

Andrew is another apostolic name. Legend has it that the saint’s relics were shipped to Scotland by one St. Regulus. St Andrews is an important town there, home to a major university as well as the preeminent Scottish golf course.

Interestingly, Andrew was crucified on an x-shaped cross. A victory over the English in which an x-shaped cloud appeared in the sky cemented Andrew’s status as Scotland’s patron saint, as well as an x as the Scottish flag.

The name itself derives from the Greek Andros, meaning “man,” and would denote something like “manly” or “brave.”

Andrew was the 11th most common boy’s name in 2006. It’s now at #57, however, probably due to the scandals surrounding Prince Andrew.


William (3)

The name William also came over with the Norman Invasion. William the Conqueror was a huge figure in English history, so it’s not too surprising that there have been four King Williams throughout the centuries, including the 1000s, 1100s, 1600s, 1700s, and 1800s. There will also be a William sometime in the 21st Century, when Prince William inherits the throne. He will, in fact, be William V.

The name itself is Germanic, and means “will helmet.” That kinda makes sense, though why anyone would name their darling baby boy such a combination certainly does not. It does, though, reflect a very common Germanic naming convention, where random words are combined. Herbert (as in Herbert Hoover), for example, means “army bright.” And Ronald (as in Reagan) means “strong ruler.”

Our three Williams include William Jefferson Clinton, William Howard Taft, and William Henry Harrison. That first one’s rather interesting, for a couple of reasons:

  • He typically went by the nickname, Bill
  • His middle name is after another president
  • His original name was William Jefferson Blythe III, after his father, who died three months after he was born (Clinton was the surname of his stepfather)

In 2021, William came in at #6 in the US. Interestingly, the Irish version, Liam, came in first.


George (3)

Nothing too obscure here. You’ve got the Father of His Country (Washington) and two of the last six presidents (Bush). 

That those last two are related certainly helped. What’s interesting about them, however, is that, though they were father and son, the son was not a “Junior.” Instead, we’ve got a George Walker Bush and a George Herbert Walker Bush.

Once again, we’ve got a name with a close association with England. In fact, St George is that country’s patron saint.

How that came about, though, is a little obscure. The real St George was most likely a Roman soldier who was martyred somewhere in the Middle East. No actual ties to England, I’m afraid.

There have actually been six Georges sitting on the English throne, starting in 1714. In fact, they constitute no less than half of all British monarchs since that time.

The name itself means “farmer” in Greek. It actually comes from a title for Zeus, who was originally an agricultural god.

George is one of those names that, though hugely popular in the past, is definitely on the way out. Currently, it doesn’t even break the top 100, coming in at 134 in 2021. I’m guessing young Prince George will probably help a little though.


John (4)

We’ve got another father-son match here. And as with the Bushes, the son is not a junior. Instead, we’ve got John Adams and John Quincy Adams. 

You can probably guess John Fitzgerald Kennedy as one of the others. Extra points, though, if you guessed the fourth, John Tyler. He is indeed pretty obscure.

John is such a common name that it’s made its way into the generic John Doe. It was indeed the #1 name in the US in the 19th Century and the first half of the 20th. Probably through overuse, though, it dropped in 2021 to 27th. 

Its initial popularity probably comes from its being both the name of another apostle, but also of John the Baptist, probably the main figure in the Jesus narrative apart from Jesus himself.

The name started out as the Hebrew Yehocanon, meaning “God is Gracious” (and probably more familiar to us as Jonathan). John is a shortened form, and comes from the Greek Ioannis.

Interestingly, there is only one British monarch with the name. The original King John was such a disaster that the name subsequently fell out of favor. 

You may have heard of his involvement with the Magna Carta, where he gave away a lot of his royal rights (but also paved the way for democracy). He also lost Normandy, bankrupted the country, was excommunicated by the church, and was known for a mean and spiteful personality.

As portrayed by actor Paul Giamatti


James (6)

James is another name with Scottish roots. Indeed, of our six presidential Jameses, four have Scottish blood. Our two outliers are James Madison and James Garfield. Of the other four, two – James K Polk and James Buchanan – are purely Scottish. And that leaves us with our remaining two mixed breeds, James Monroe and James Earl (“Jimmy”) Carter.

As for that Scottish connection … Though James has been one of the most popular names of all time in any English-speaking country, it was even more popular in Scotland. And that may be due to the string of Scottish kings who reigned from 1400-1625, all six of whom were named James.

Interestingly, James is originally from Jacob, a Hebrew name meaning “supplanter” (literally, “one who takes by the heel”). That rather odd definition comes from the Biblical Jacob, another twin, who was born after his brother Esau, and supposedly holding his heel. He would later cheat the elder Esau out of his birthright, pretending to be Esau and getting his blind father, Isaac, to give him his blessing. 

There are also two apostle Jameses, and a half-brother of Jesus as well, so I’m sure they also helped its popularity. It still ranked #5 in 2021.


A final note … 

One thing you may have noticed is that are some very common names that are totally lacking from the list of presidents – Robert, Charles, David, Daniel, Alexander, Christopher, Michael, Henry …

Which is odd, as five presidential names – Millard, Ulysses, Dwight, Barack and Rutherford – didn’t even make the top 1000 in 2021. In fact, two didn’t even break the top 20,000, with Barack coming in at #20,959 and Millard at #25,242.

Bet you didn’t know Obama is a junior (this is his dad)




Friday, January 6, 2023

Just Another Day in January


So quoth the outgoing Vice President, a man whose life just so happened to be in danger on that "just another day."

Let's take a look at some other "just another days" in American history.


Just Another Day in February


Just Another Day in March


Just Another Day in 
April



Just Another Day in May


Just Another Day in June


Just Another Day in July


Just Another Day in August


Just Another Day in September


Just Another Day in October


Just Another Day in November


Just Another Day in December



Monday, January 2, 2023

Top Celeb Politicians

Four presidents have ascended to the highest office in the land without having any previous political experience. Three of them, though – Eisenhower, Grant, and Zachary Taylor – did have experience as major generals, serving their country and providing it with key leadership in a time of crisis.

Donald Trump was the first to have neither political nor military experience. He was also the first chief executive to move from business straight to the Oval Office. 

Of course, he was also known primarily as a celebrity. And that’s actually not an uncommon background for political office these days. 

Methodology
  • There are actually a ton of these folks. 80% of them, though, I’ve never heard of. So, to narrow things down, I went with the ones I have heard of. Sophisticated, I know.
  • There were also a ton who had run, but who had not actually won. Now, anyone can lose an election, right? Just give me the folks who actually were politicians.
  • Finally, I was more interested in people who went straight to high office. It really wasn’t the same if they went from star NFL quarterback or Oscar-winning actor to dog catcher, then worked your way up, you know? 
Notes
  • Interestingly, all but a couple of the 21 are male.
  • 3/4 are Republican.
  • The group divides pretty evenly between sports and entertainment (with wrestling firmly in the latter category).
  • There’s nothing particularly embarrassing about being a sports star.
  • There are many things embarrassing about being an entertainer.
  • I’ve listed these in order of increasing embarrassment. 

#21 - #12 - athletes
  • Byron “Whizzer” White – NFL, Supreme Court Justice
  • Bob Mathias – Olympic decathlete, actor, US Rep (CA, Rep)
  • Jack Kemp – NFL, US Rep (NY, Rep), Housing Secretary, VP candidate
  • Steve Largent – NFL, US Rep (OK, Rep)
  • Heath Schuler, NFL, US Rep (NC, Dem)
  • Dave Bing, NBA, businessman, mayor (Detroit, Dem)
  • Bill Bradley, NBA, US Senate (NJ, Dem)
  • Kevin Johnson, NBA, mayor (Sacramento, Dem)
  • Jim Bunning, MLB, US Senate (KY, Rep)
  • Jim Ryun, Olympic runner, US Rep (KS, Rep)


#11 – Fred Thomson, US Senate (TN, Rep)
  • Started out as lawyer
  • Was a staff member at the Watergate hearings
  • Most famous role was DA Arthur Branch on Law and Order
  • Others include Andrew Jackson, US Grant, and William Jennings Bryant
  • Other titles include Evel Knievel, Curly Sue, Baby’s Day Out, and Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
  • According to IMDb, “often played figures of authority”
  • Was 6’6”


#10  Shirley Temple, Ambassador (Czechoslovakia, Ghana & the UN)
  • Started her film career at age 3, retiring at 22 
  • Biggest box office champ 1935-38
  • Youngest Academy Award winner & presenter
  • Lost a Republican primary for a US House seat
  • Also Chief of Protocol for the United States
  • On the boards of Disney, Del Monte, National Wildlife Assoc. & others


#9  Helen Gahagan Douglas, US House (CA, Dem)
  • Attended Barnard
  • Broadway star & opera singer 
  • Was in only 1 movie (She)
  • Lost a senate bid to Richard Nixon, who attacked her as a Communist sympathizer
  • Came up with the nickname “Tricky Dick” for her opponent
  • Had an affair with LBJ
  • Married fellow actor Melvyn Douglas


#8  Al Franken, US Senate (MN, Dem)
  • On the wrestling team in high school
  • Graduated from Harvard cum laude with a BA in poli sci
  • SNL star during the ‘70s, ‘80s & ‘90s
  • Winner of 5 Emmys 
  • Author of 4 NY Times bestsellers
  • Won his Senate seat by 312 votes (0.01%)
  • Resigned his seat after allegations of sexual misconduct, plunging him into a depression


#7  Ronald Reagan: Gov (CA, Rep), Pres (Rep)
  • College cheerleader
  • Started out as a radio sportscaster
  • 83 screen and TV credits
  • Screen credits include Juke Girl, She’s Working Her Way Through College, Girls on Probation, Brother Rat and a Baby, and Bedtime for Bonzo
  • Spent WII making training films
  • One-time union leader & liberal Democrat
  • Spent his retirement years suffering from Alzheimer’s


#6  Donald Trump (Pres, Rep)
  • Penn grad 
  • Inherited and grew family business
  • 6 bankruptcies
  • 3 wives & 2 divorces
  • With a ghost writer, penned a NY Times bestseller
  • Owned the New Jersey Generals in the USFL
  • Cameo appearances in Sex and the City, The Nanny, Home Alone 2 and Wrestlemania 23
  • Is in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Hall of Fame
  • Producer on multiple beauty pageants
  • Producer & host of Celebrity Apprentice
  • No previous political offices before becoming POTUS


#5  Sonny Bono – US Rep (CA, Rep)
  • Born Salvatore
  • Published his first song at age 16
  • Before making it big, was a waiter, truck driver, construction laborer & butcher's helper
  • Had a variety TV show with his wife Cher
  • Had bit roles in Hair Spray, The Golden Girls, The Love Boat and Fantasy Island
  • Was a Scientologist
  • Mayor of Palm Springs
  • Killed in a skiing accident


#4  Fred Grandy – US Rep (IA, Rep)
  • Orphan at age 13
  • Graduated from Exeter, Harvard (cum laude) & George Washington
  • Best man at David Eisenhower’s marriage to Julie Nixon
  • Has 36 credits, all but a few for TV
  • Best known as “Gopher” on The Love Boat
  • Also in General Hospital, Fantasy Island, Love American Style and Charlie’s Angels
  • Was Herman the German in the classic B movie Death Race 2000
  • After Congress, was President & CEO of Goodwill Industries
  • Now a Senior Fellow for National Security Affairs at the far-right Center for Security Policy


#3  Linda McMahon – Administrator, SBA (Rep)
  • Married at age 17
  • Was on food stamps as a newlywed
  • President & CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment
  • Involved in a steroid scandal
  • IMDb credits include WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown!, WWF No Mercy & so on
  • Was appointed to the Connecticut Board of Education
  • Lost a US Senate bid in Connecticut


#2  Arnold Schwarzenegger – Governor (CA, Rep)
  • Born in Austria to an ex-Nazi father who physically abused him
  • Went AWOL from the Austrian Army
  • Mr. Universe & Mr. Olympus
  • Chairman of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness
  • Has 77 IMDb credits, including movies, TV shows & music videos
  • Was on The Dating Game
  • Took over Celebrity Apprentice from Donald Trump (see above)
  • Married a niece of JFK, got divorced when he knocked up the nanny


#1  Jesse Ventura – Governor (MN, Reform, Ind)
  • Born James George Janos
  • Served in Vietnam as part of the Navy’s Underwater Demolition Team
  • Member of the Mongols motorcycle club
  • Bodyguard for the Rolling Stones
  • Known as “The Body”
  • 97 film, TV & video credits, incl. WWE Raw; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; B movie classic Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe, and Wrestlemania IV
  • Author of 10 books
  • Mayor of Brooklyn Park, MN
  • Visiting Fellow at JFK School of Government

Friday, December 9, 2022

If Hallmark Did True Crime

I like true crime.  My wife likes sappy Hallmark stuff.  We were joking at dinner the other day what a combination of those two genres might look like. 

Methodology

  1. Find a list of all Hallmark’s Christmas movies (their cheesiest product)
  2. Substitute “murder” for “Christmas” in the title and description (more or less)
  3. Make a few more edits, if needed (including turning infinitive phrases into “to commit murder”)
  4. Cull the list for the best ones
  5. Present them here in no particular order
  6. Throw in some pix from real, honest-to-goodness Christmas horror movies (there is such a thing)
  7. Enjoy!


The Murder Spirit

A women lands in a coma but realizes her spirit is awake, so she tries to communicate with people in her town and convinces them to commit murder.


The Murder Shepherd

The search for a missing dog leads to murder.


The Murder Secret

While her life is falling apart, single mom Christine finds a magical family heirloom that leads to murder.


The Murder Ornament

A widow plans to give Christmas festivities a miss, as they bring back too many memories of murder.


My Murder Dream

An ambitious store manager of a renowned retail flagship store must enlist the help of a struggling, single-father handyman to help her commit murder.




Ice Sculpture Murder

Callie, an aspiring chef, with her childhood friend David, enter Callie into a club's annual Christmas ice sculpting competition against her boss. Callie's passions for cooking and ice sculpting are met with murder.


A Perfect Murder

A newlywed couple prepare to host their first murder together, but things don't go according to plan.


Murder Incorporated

Riley lands herself a new job via a case of mistaken identity, and her first assignment is to murder her new boss on a trip to save a failing toy factory.


The Most Murderous Time of the Year

Corporate analyst and single mom Jen tackles murder with a business-like approach until her uncle arrives with a handsome stranger in tow.


Once Upon a Murder

When a Princess escapes her entourage to explore New York City over Christmas, she meets a young man who murders her.




A Murder for Christmas

A single man tries to win a bet by getting a woman recovering from a broken engagement to murder him by Christmas.


A Cookie Cutter Murder

Two schoolteachers take their rivalry to a new level, while they scramble to win a holiday baking contest and the affections of a handsome single murderer.


A Rose for Murder

Andy's family has built Rose Parade floats for generations. When her Dad gets sick, Andy's forced to supervise the construction and decoration of their client's float and deal with a murder.


A Nutcracker Murder

When her niece is cast in The Philadelphia Ballet's production of the Nutcracker, a jaded ex-ballerina is forced to commit murder.


Eve’s Murder

A wealthy and successful career woman gets a second chance in life when a magical wish transports her back in time eight years to when she murdered her fiance to lead a business life in New York.




Our First Murder

Murder plans are destined to be ruined when two families come together.


A Dog Named Murder

A developmentally challenged young man with a penchant for caring for animals in need sets out to convince his family - and their whole rural community - to participate in a local shelter's inaugural "Murder a Dog for Christmas Program."


Mrs. Murder

Overwhelmed widower Seth Webster is searching for a housekeeper to help him with his unruly six-year-old twin sons. "Mrs. Murder" mysteriously appears and quickly becomes an irreplaceable nanny, chef, friend... and murderer.


The Murder Pageant

When a temperamental Broadway director is fired from yet another job, she is forced to commit a murder.


I’ll Be Home for Murder

Jackie Foster is a dynamic Assistant District Attorney and single mom. But when Jackie's estranged dad, Jack, a gruff retired police officer, unexpectedly shows up at her door, they will be forced to confront an old murder.



Hearts of Murder

When Jenny plans a Christmas retirement party for her beloved hospital supervisor, she butts heads with Matt, a new manager determined on murder.


Enchanted Murder

Young widow Laura Trudeau was a remarkable dancer. As a project manager she is tasked with renovating a lodge in her hometown and having it ready by Christmas Eve. She is stunned it's the lodge where she and her former love committed murder.


Finding Murder

Grace is thrilled to be taking over the town's Christmas parade, but when the man playing St. Nick is murdered, she needs to find a replacement, even if the replacement is unwilling.


The Murder Train

A cynical journalist decides to take a train from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles for Christmas to get inspiration for a story in honor of his late father. He gets to know the other passengers and runs into an old flame while aboard, whom he murders. 




Switched for Murder

When identical twin sisters are stuck planning their respective Christmas parties, they're convinced the grass is greener on the other side and decide to commit murder.


Sharing Murder

Stephanie Nichols takes over the Christmas Shop, but a property developer has bought the building and is terminating the retail leases. She finds help and love from Michael Kilpatrick, who murders him.


Murder for Christmas Day

A young woman begins a long-distance relationship with an active-duty soldier, then murders him.


Murder in the Air

Struggling with his work-life balance, a widowed father-of-two enlists the help of a professional organizer for the holiday season, then murders her.



A Song for Murder

Country music's latest "It Girl," Adelaide Kay, has a hit single and is linked with a hot star. She should be overjoyed, but dislikes pretending she's in love. Even worse, her manager doesn't want her to write her own songs anymore. She murders him.


Murder Homecoming

A widow of a war hero takes in an injured soldier who has just returned from Afghanistan. Together they commit murder.


Rocky Mountain Murder

After her breakup with a famous tech entrepreneur makes national headlines, Sarah returns to her uncle's ranch to escape the spotlight where she crosses paths with a Hollywood actor and murders him.


The Sons of Murder

A foster home for boys is in danger of being closed when its benefactor is murdered.




Slayer Bells

Manhattanite Catherine O'Mara bonds with a young man who has run away from his father. When the father returns to New York a year later to sell his Christmas trees, they murder him.


Mr. Murder

A Guardian Angel, posing as an English teacher, helps a young woman commit murder.


Signed, Sealed, Delivered for Murder

When the beloved quartet of postal detectives discover an urgent letter written to God on Christmas Eve, they delay their own plans to help a little girl commit murder.


A Royal Murder

While on a last-minute European holiday, a young woman finds herself in the middle of a real-life fairy tale when a chance meeting with a handsome local leads to murder.


Murder Me at Christmas

A bridal boutique owner who is deep in the flurry of planning an exquisite Christmas wedding, is unexpectedly murdered by the bride's brother.




The Sweetest Murder

Kylie is expecting a proposal from her boyfriend/boss at a restaurant and gets a promotion instead. The restaurant owner is her old high school boyfriend, who she hasn't seen in years. They help each other out. Is murder in the air?


One Starry Murder

When journeying by bus to surprise her boyfriend for Christmas, Holly meets a charming cowboy who she murders.


Murder and Mistletoe

A young woman who left the year-round holiday party of "Santaville" - where her dad reigns as the resident St. Nick - returns to find her father murdered.


Catch a Murder Star

With the help of his two precocious kids, a widower murders his high school sweetheart, who just happens to be one of the biggest pop stars on the planet.


Northpole: Open for Murder

When Mackenzie inherits her aunt's once-majestic inn, she decides to sell it. But fixing up the rundown place is more challenging than she had anticipated. Then the magic of murder intervenes, with unexpected help from killer elves.




Tuesday, November 15, 2022

The Great British Brands: Are They Still British?

You may be aware that some of the famous British brands are owned by someone else. Someone who’s located in a foreign country. Someone who is definitely not British.

It may be most obvious in auto. Rolls-Royce and MINI, for example, are owned by BMW. Range Rover and Land Rover are both owned by the Indian company Tata.

Now, how about the rest of them?


Methodology

  1. Did a Google search on “British brands”
  2. Came up with a list of 25
  3. Figured out where the headquarters are
  4. Created some snazzy graphs


Results

  • As you can see, it’s basically half and half
  • Not too surprisingly, the good ol’ US of A is the leader
  • More surprisingly, is India, at second. In addition to the Rovers mentioned above, there’s also Tetley. This one makes a ton of sense, as India’s where most of the world’s tea comes from.
  • Germany’s the only other country that has more than one
  • The Netherlands actually comes in for half a credit, with Durex (condoms) being co-located in the two countries


  • I’ve already talked about auto
  • Food includes companies such as tea (3 companies) & candy (4)
  • 1-offs include things like clothing (Burberry), financial (Barclays), insurance (Lloyds) & others


  • One-offs are pretty much half and half
  • Grocery (Sainsburys and Tesco) are just local brands (unlike, say, Aldi or Lidl, from Germany)
  • Food & auto are about a third British


What’s really not covered here is the degree that foreigners own the premier British brands. For example, who even knew Skittles or Twix were British originally? At the same time, what could be more British than Rolls-Royce or Tetley?