Thursday, March 13, 2025

Crazy ACC Basketball Names

 Ah, tournament time. My favorite time of the year.

Watching some of the initial games, I couldn’t help but be impressed by some of the names.  And seeing as there are now 82 teams in the ACC, there are plenty of ‘em.

So, here they are … I’ve picked one for each team, ranking them from least crazy to most crazy. Enjoy!


Chauncey Wiggins

Clemson

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Junior
  • Birth:  USA


Brandon Huntley-Hatfield

NC State

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Senior
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Has also played for Louisville and Tennessee


Kyle Cuffe Jr.

Syracuse

  • Pos:  G
  • Class:  Junior
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Dad played for St. John’s and professionally (G League & overseas)


Elijah Gertrude

UVA

  • Pos:  G
  • Class:  Soph
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Out all season with a knee injury


Kany Tchanda

BC

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  DRC
  • Fun fact:  Played 3 years of HS ball in the US


Tallis Toure

Stanford

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  USA


Khani Rooths

Louisville

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  “He enjoys playing Call of Duty, cookouts, and watching YouTube and Netflix” (gocards.com)


Omaha Biliew

Wake

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Sophmore
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Played for 4 different high schools


Amsal Delalic

Pitt

  • Pos:  G
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  Bosnia
  • Fun fact:  Played professionally with Borac Nektar for 4 years (he’s 22)


Waka Mbatch

FL State

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Sophmore
  • Birth:  Gambia
  • Fun fact:  Spellcheck suggests Match, Batch & Ambatch


Ven-Allen Lubin

UNC

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Junior
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Also played at Notre Dame & Vanderbilt


Doryan Onwuchekwa

GA Tech

  • Pos:  C
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Pronounced “On-woo-CHECK-wa”


Nikita Konstantynovskyi

ND

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Senior
  • Birth:  Ukraine
  • Fun fact:  Has also played for Northeastern A&M, Monmouth & Tulsa


Kon Knueppel

Duke

  • Pos:  G/F
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  His father Kon and uncles Klint, Klay, and Kole were known as the Flying Knoeppel Brothers


Mylyjael Poteat

VA Tech

  • Pos:  C
  • Class:  Senior
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Has an older brother Myjel


Rytis Petraitis

Cal

  • Pos:  F
  • Class:  Junior
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Formerly at the Air Force Academy


Divine Ugochukwu

Miami

  • Pos:  G
  • Class:  Freshman
  • Birth:  USA
  • Fun fact:  Twitter handle is @TheDivineUgo



Saturday, March 1, 2025

Top Bands in Other Languages

Ever wonder what the Rolling Stones would be called in another language? What, no? What’s wrong with you?

Well, for those of us who do wonder about such weird and nerdy stuff, here they are … 60 of the best bands of all time (according to Google) rendered in the high-school-favorite languages of French, Spanish, and German.

Just to make it a little more fun, I’m going to see if you can guess what the bands are from their translations. I’ll include those first. You can write down your guesses, then scroll down for the answers.

Notes

  • Some band names simply don’t translate that well – U2, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC …
  • Some translate all too well. Panic at the Disco, for example, comes out as Panique a la Discotheque in French, Panico en la Discoteca in Spanish, and Panik in der Disko in German.
  • I’m shooting for ones that are not too easy and not too hard. And that’s why I may list one, two, or three translations.
  • The translations are straight from Google Translate.
  • No accents or eñes or any weird stuff like that (too much of a pain).
  • I’ll throw in some random pix to help you along.
  • Also, the bands are listed in alphabetical order of their untranslated names (if that helps any).

Enjoy!


Les Animaux (Fr)

Die Arktische Affen (Germ)

Schlechte Gesellschaft (Germ)

Die Armreifen (Germ) / Los Brazaletes (Sp)

Garcons de Plage (Fr) / Chicos de la Playa (Sp)

Les Coleopters (Fr) / Los Escarabajos (Sp)

Les Corbeaux Noirs (Fr) / Los Cuervos Negros (Sp)

Haricots a Oeil Noir (Fr)

Bandera Negra (Sp) / Drapeau Noir (Fr)

Die Schwarzen Tasten (Germ) / Las Llaves Negras (Sp) / Les Touches Noires (Fr)

Rubia (Sp)

Culta a la Ostra Azul (Sp)

Brouiller (Fr) / Difuminar (Sp)

Les Voitures (Fr)

Truc pas Cher (Fr) / Truco Barato (Sp)

Le Choc (Fr)

Juegofrio (Sp) / Jeufroid (Fr)

die Preisselberren (Germ) / Les Canneberges (Fr)

Le Remede (Fr)

Todestaxi for Susse (Germ)

Morado Oscuro (Sp)

Situacion Desesperada (Sp) / Situation Desesperee (Fr)

Las Puertas (Sp) / Les Portes (Fr)

Die Adler (Germ) / Las Aguilas (Sp)

Die Viere Jahreszeiten (Germ) / Las Quatro Estaciones (Sp)

Ordures (Fr) / Basura (Sp)

El Muerto Agradecido (Sp) / Les Morts Reconnaissants (Fr) / Die Dankbarren Toten (Fr)

Journee Verte (Fr) / Dia Verde (Sp) / Gruner Tag (Germ)

Corazon (Sp) / Coeur (Fr) / Herz (Germ)

Stell Dir Drachen Vor (Germ)

Doncella di Hiero (Sp) / Eiserne Jungfrau (Germ) / Jeune Fille de Fer (Fr) 

Reise (Germ) / Viaje (Sp)

Les Tueurs (Fr) / die Morder (Germ) / Los Asesinos (Sp)

Roi Cramoisi (Fr) / Rey Carmesi (Sp)

Los Torceduras / Die Knicke (Germ)

BAISER (Fr) / BESO (Sp)

Cucharada Amorosa (Sp) / Liebevoller Löffel (Germ) / Cuilleree d'Amour (Sp)

Die Affen (Germ) / Los Monos (Sp) / Les Singes (Fr)

Die Mütter der Erfindung (Germ)

Tripulacion Heterogenea (Sp) / Equipage Heteroclite (Fr) 

Neue Ordnung (Germ) / Nouvelle Commande (Fr)

Neun-Zoll Nagel (Germ) / Clous de Neuf Pouces (Fr) / Clavos de Nueve Pulgadas (Sp)

Sans Aucun Doute (Fr) / No Hay Duda (Sp) 

Acera (Sp) / Gehweg (Germ) / Chausee (Fr)

Königinnen der Steinzeit (Germ) / Rainas de la Edad de Piedra (Sp) / Reines de l'Age de Pierre (Fr)

Rabia Contra la Maquina (Sp)

Les Piments Rouges (Fr)

Les Freres Justes (Fr) / Los Hermanos Justos (Sp) / Die Gerechten Brüder (Germ)

Las Piedras Rodantes (Fr) / Les Pierres Qui Roulent (Fr) / Das Rollende Steine (Germ)

Jeunesse Sonore (Fr) / Klangiche Jungen (Germ)

Les Coups (Fr)

Sprechenden Köpfe (Germ) / Cabezas Parlantes (Sp) / Tetes Parlantes (Fr)

Les Qui (Fr) / Los Quien (Sp)

Le Velours sous Terre (Fr)

Los Lloronos (Sp) / Die Klagende (Germ)

Weisse Schlange (Germ)

Les Rayures Blanches (Sp) / Las Rayas Blancas (Sp) / Die Weissen Streifen (Germ)






Got your answers written down? Here we go … (Note: throwing in a few pics from Google Images for those translations, just for fun)






Les Animaux (Fr) – The Animals

Die Arktische Affen (Germ) – The Arctic Monkeys

Schlechte Gesellschaft (Germ) – Bad Company

Die Armreifen (Germ) / Los Brazaletes (Sp) – The Bangles

Garcons de Plage (Fr) / Chicos de la Playa (Sp) – The Beach Boys

Les Coleopters (Fr) / Los Escarabajos (Sp)  The Beatles

Les Corbeaux Noirs (Fr) / Los Cuervos Negros (Sp) – The Black Crowes

Haricots a Oeil Noir (Fr) – The Black-Eyed Peas

Bandera Negra (Sp) / Drapeau Noir (Fr) – Black Flag

Die Schwarzen Tasten (Germ) / Las Llaves Negras (Sp) / Les Touches Noires (Fr) – The Black Keys

Rubia (Sp) – Blondie

Culta a la Ostra Azul (Sp) – Blue Oyster Cult

Brouiller (Fr) / Difuminar (Sp) – Blur 

Les Voitures (Fr) – The Cars

Truc pas Cher (Fr) / Truco Barato (Sp) – Cheap Trick

Le Choc (Fr) – The Clash

Juegofrio (Sp) / Jeufroid (Fr) – Coldplay 

Die Preisselberren (Germ) / Les Canneberges (Fr) – The Cranberries 

Le Remede (Fr) – The Cure

Todestaxi for Susse (Germ) – Death Cab for Cutie

Morado Oscuro (Sp) – Deep Purple

Situacion Desesperada (Sp) / Situation Desesperee (Fr) – Dire Straits

Las Puertas (Sp) / Les Portes (Fr) – The Doors

Die Adler (Germ) / Las Aguilas (Sp) – The Eagles

Die Viere Jahreszeiten (Germ) / Las Quatro Estaciones (Sp) – The Four Seasons

Ordures (Fr) / Basura (Sp) – Garbage 

El Muerto Agradecido (Sp) / Les Morts Reconnaissants (Fr) / Die Dankbarren Toten (Germ) – The Grateful Dead

Journee Verte (Fr) / Dia Verde (Sp) / Gruner Tag (Germ) – Green Day

Corazon (Sp) / Coeur (Fr) / Herz (Germ) – Heart 

Stell Dir Drachen Vor (Germ) – Imagine Dragons

Doncella di Hiero (Sp) / Eiserne Jungfrau (Germ) / Jeune Fille de Fer (Fr) – Iron Maiden

Reise (Germ) / Viaje (Sp) – Journey 

Les Tueurs (Fr) / die Morder (Germ) / Los Asesinos (Sp) – The Killers

Roi Cramoisi (Fr) / Rey Carmesi (Sp) – King Crimson

Los Torceduras / Die Knicke (Germ) – The Kinks

BAISER (Fr) / BESO (Sp) - KISS

Cucharada Amorosa (Sp) / Liebevoller Löffel (Germ) / Cuilleree d'Amour (Sp) – Lovin’ Spoonful

Die Affen (Germ) / Los Monos (Sp) / Les Singes (Fr) – The Monkees

Die Mütter der Erfindung (Germ) – The Mothers of Invention

Tripulacion Heterogenea (Sp) / Equipage Heteroclite (Fr) – Motley Crue

Neue Ordnung (Germ) / Nouvelle Commande (Fr) – New Order

Neun-Zoll Nagel (Germ) / Clous de Neuf Pouces (Fr) / Clavos de Nueve Pulgadas (Sp) – Nine-Inch Nails

Sans Aucun Doute (Fr) / No Hay Duda (Sp) – No Doubt

Acera (Sp) / Gehweg (Germ) / Chausee (Fr) – Pavement 

Königinnen der Steinzeit (Germ) / Rainas de la Edad de Piedra (Sp) / Reines de l'Age de Pierre (Fr) – Queens of the Stone Age

Rabia Contra la Maquina (Sp) – Rage Against the Machine

Les Piments Rouges (Fr) – The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Les Freres Justes (Fr) / Los Hermanos Justos (Sp) / Die Gerechten Brüder (Germ) – The Righteous Brothers

Las Piedras Rodantes (Fr) / Les Pierres Qui Roulent (Fr) / Die Rollende Steine (Germ) – The Rolling Stones

Jeunesse Sonore (Fr) / Klangiche Jungen (Germ) – Sonic Youth

Les Coups (Fr) – The Strokes

Sprechenden Köpfe (Germ) / Cabezas Parlantes (Sp) / Tetes Parlantes (Fr) – Talking Heads

Les Qui (Fr) / Los Quien (Sp) – The Who

Le Velours sous Terre (Fr) – The Velvet Underground

Los Lloronos (Sp) / Die Klagende (Germ) – The Wailers

Weisse Schlange (Germ) – White Snake

Les Rayures Blanches (Sp) / Las Rayas Blancas (Sp) / Die Weissen Streifen (Germ) – The White Stripes



Thursday, February 20, 2025

Crazy Names from the EPL

I love soccer (especially the Premier League). I love names (especially funny ones). Let’s put ‘em together and see what we can come up with.

So, here we are … The funniest name in the EPL this season by team, ranked in order of funniness. Enjoy!


#20 – George Earthy 

West Ham (on loan to Bristol City)

  • Pos:  Midfielder
  • Nationality:  England
  • Fun fact:  Only 20
  • Honorable mention:  Crysencio Summerville


#19 – Beto 

Everton

  • Pos:  Striker
  • Nationality:  Portugal/Guinea-Bissau
  • Fun fact:  Real name is Norberto Bercique Gomes Betuncal


#18 – Neto 

Arsenal (on loan from Bournemouth)

  • Pos:  Goalkeeper
  • Nationality:  Brazil
  • Fun fact:  Neto is the Portuguese equivalent of III; real name is Norberto Murara


#17 – Sven Botman 

Newcastle

  • Pos:  Center-back
  • Nationality:  Netherlands
  • Fun fact:  Also played for Ajax and Lille
  • Honorable mention:  Joelinton


#16 – Carney Chukwuemeka

Chelsea (on loan to Borussia Dortmund)

  • Pos:  Attacking midfielder, left winger
  • Nationality:  Austrian/Engish
  • Fun fact:  Eligible to play for the national teams of Austria, England & Nigeria
  • Honorable mention:  Ato Ampah, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Wesley Fofana


#15 – Diogo Dalot 

Manchester United

  • Pos:  Full-back
  • Nationality:  Portugal
  • Fun fact:  Was awarded the club’s Player’s Player of the Year award for 2023-24
  • Honorable mention:  Ayden Heaven, Mason Mount


#14 – Richarlison 

Spurs

  • Pos:  Forward
  • Nationality:  Brazil
  • Fun fact:  That’s his real first name; his last name is de Andrade


#13 – Ki-Jana Hoever 

Wolves (on loan to Auxerre)

  • Pos:  Defender
  • Nationality:  Netherlands
  • Fun fact:  Named after NFL running back Ki-Jana Carter


#12 – Geoffrey Schlupp 

Crystal Palace (on loan to Celtic)

  • Pos:  Left-back, central midfielder, left winger. forward
  • Nationality:  Germany/England/Ghana
  • Fun fact:  Has also played for Leicester & Brentford


#11 – Cody Gakpo 

Liverpool

  • Pos:  Left winger, forward
  • Nationality:  Netherlands
  • Fun fact:  Can also play for Ghana & Togo
  • Honorable mention:  Dominik Szoboszlai


#10 – Sammie Szmodics

Ipswich

  • Pos:  Attacking midfielder, forward
  • Nationality:  England/Ireland
  • Fun fact:  Can also play for Hungary


#9 – Armel Bella-Kotchap

Southampton

  • Pos:  Center-back
  • Nationality:  France/Germany
  • Fun fact:  Dad played for Cameroons national team
  • Honorable mention:  Will Smallbone, Tyler Dibling, Juan


#8 – Issa Diop 

Fulham

  • Pos:  Center-back
  • Nationality:  France
  • Fun fact:  Full name is Issa Laye Lucas Jean Diop


#7 – Zain Silcott-Duberry

Bournemouth

  • Pos:  Forward
  • Nationality:  England
  • Fun fact:  Middle name is Rio
  • Honorable mention:  Eli Junior Kroupie, Evanilson


#6 – Beaux Booth

Brentford (B Team)

  • Pos:  Midfielder
  • Nationality:  England
  • Fun fact:  19 years old
  • Honorable mention:  Ben Mee, Mads Roerslev, Ben Winterbottom, Yehor Yarmolyuk


#5 – Pervis Estupiñan

BHA

  • Pos:  Left-back
  • Nationality:  Ecuador
  • Fun fact:  Has played for four different teams on loan
  • Honorable mention:  Tariq Lamptey, Mats Wieffer

 


#4 – Wout Faes

Leicester

  • Pos:  Center-back
  • Nationality:  Belgium
  • Fun fact:  Once scored two own goals in a 2-1 loss to Liverpool
  • Honorable mention:  Patson Daka, Boubakary Soumaré


#3 – Kayky

Manchester City (on loan to Bahia)

  • Pos:  Forward
  • Nationality:  Brazil
  • Fun fact:  Real full name is Kayky da Silva Chaga
  • Honorable mention:  True Grant, Oscar Bobb, Ederson, Jahmai Simpson-Pusey, Spike Britts


#2 – Willy Boly

Nottingham Forest

  • Pos:  Center-back
  • Nationality:  France / Ivory Coast
  • Fun fact:  Played for Wolves for five years
  • Honorable mention:  Esapa Osong, Morato


#1 – Sil Swinkels

Aston Villa

  • Pos:  Defender
  • Nationality:  Netherlands
  • Fun fact:  Came up with Aston Villa
  • Honorable mention:  Tyrone Mings, Luka Lynch