The Illustrious Trump Family Tree

Well, they're not exactly the Vanderbilts or the Rockefellers, are they? And those folks were robber barons.

A couple of things to note ... First, observe the ironic number of immigrants:

• His mother
• His paternal grandfather and grandmother (opa and oma, if you will)
• Two of three wives

Now, contemplate the degree of lawlessness - draft dodgers, tax frauds, brothel owners,  ... As well as some just good old-fashioned moral turpitude - adultery, alcoholism, being a slumlord, bankruptcy, serial divorce ...

Do notice, though, that right side of the tree - an MIT professor, a judge. How the heck did those folks get in there? Were they adopted?

I'll spare the current generation, though I'm sure they would make some pretty little branches as well.