There’s 50 states, right? And some of them have been around for over 200 years. So, chances are we’re going to get some crazy names in there, right? So … let’s have at 'em.
NOTE: Some of these states actually haven’t been around that
long. So, I’m including territorial governors as well. Drawing the line on
colonial governors though. I mean, ya gotta draw the line somewhere, right?
Alabama
Clement Comer Clay (1835-1837, Democrat)
Nothing like a little of the ol’ alliteration to get us started.
Fun fact: Father of
Clement Claiborne Clay, US & Confederate senator
Honorable mention:
Israel Pickens, Rufus W Cobb, Fob James (All-American running back at
Auburn), Bibb Graves, Chauncey Sparks
Alaska
Jefferson C Davis (1867-1870)
Wait a minute. Shouldn’t this guy be a little further south than this?
Fun fact: Civil War
general (for the Union); shot & killed his commanding officer, William
“Bull” Nelson, after getting sacked (& with absolutely no repercussions!)
Honorable mention: Lyman
Enos Knapp, John C Tidball, Wilford Bacon Hoggett
Arizona
Frederick Augustus Tritle (1882-1885, Republican)
Fun fact: Associated
with the “Thieving 13th,” a corrupt legislature
Honorable mention: John
Philo Hoyt, Bruce Babbitt (Sec. of the Interior, 1988 presidential candidate), C
Meyer Zulick, Fife Symington (convicted of extortion & bank fraud), Rawghlie
Clement Stanford
Arkansas
Xenophon Overton Pindall (1907-1909, Democrat)
Fun fact: Original
Xenophon was a Greek historian and military strategist
Honorable mention: Dale
Bumpers, Jeff Davis (again, and not the one you're thinking of), Ozra Amander Hadley, Orval Faubus
California
Henry Huntly Haight (1867-1871, Democrat)
Astonishingly awesome alliteration
Fun fact: Probable namesake
for Haight-Ashbury
Honorable mention: Friend
Richardson, Arnold Schwarzenegger (3-time Mr Universe)
Colorado
John Hickenlooper (2011-2019. Democrat)
Fun fact: Quaker,
presidential candidate, grand-nephew of Bourke B (see Iowa)
Honorable mention: Roy Romer, Julius Caldeen Gunter, Teller
Ammons, John V Vanderhoof
Connecticut
You can get married at his house!
Phineas C Lounsbury (1887-1889 , Republican)
Fun fact: Shoe manufacturer
Honorable mentions: Chauncey
Fitch Cleveland, Hobart B Bigelow
Delaware
Simeon S Pennewill (1899-1907, Republican)
Fun fact: Peach
farmer
Honorable mention: Sherman
W Tribbitt, Cornelius P Comegys (haven’t a clue how to pronounce that last
name), Gove Saulsbury, Ebe W Tunnell
Florida
Spessard Holland (1941-1945, Democrat)
Fun fact: Offered a baseball
contract by Connie Mack but declined
Honorable mention: John
Milton, Ossian B Hart, Reubin Askew
Georgia
Button Gwinett (1777)
Fun fact: Also a signer of the Declaration of Independence; killed in a duel
Honorable mention: Wilson
Lumpkin, Herschell Vespasian Johnson, Rufus Bullock
Hawaii
Linda Lingle (2002-2010, Republican)
Fun fact: First female & first Jewish governor of the Aloha State; shoulda kept that maiden name (Cutter)
Honorable mention: Lucius
E Pinkham, John D. Waiheʻe III, Ingram Stainback
Idaho
Thank you, Interwebs
Butch Otter (2007-2019, Republican)
Fun fact: Real given name
is Clement Leroy
Honorable mention: Dirk
Kempthorne, Barzilla W Clark
Illinois
"Bond ... Shadrach Bond"
Shadrach Bond (1818-1822, Democrat)
And, no, there are no Meshachs or Abednegos out there
Fun fact: Came from a
part of Illinois called the American Bottom
Honorable mention:
Ninian Edwards
Indiana
Ratliff Boon (1822, Democrat)
Fun fact: Such an
excellent wolf hunter that the state ended its bounty program after paying him
$700 (over $18,000 today)
Honorable mention: Ira
Joy Chase, Ashbel P Willard, Noah Noble
Iowa
Not sure why this little guy’s blue, of all colors
Bourke B Hickenlooper (1943-1945, Republican)
Fun fact: Nickname
was “Hick”; is John’s great-uncle (see Colorado)
Honorable mention: Horace
Boies, Herschel C Loveless
Kansas
Extra points for the ‘stache
John St John (1879-1883, Prohibition)
Now, that’s creative …
Fun fact: Prohibition
Party’s presidential candidate in 1884 (see Montana for another one)
Honorable mention: Harry
Hines Woodring, Lyman U Humphrey, George Washington Glick, Lorenzo D Lewelling
Kentucky
Ruby Laffoon (1931-1935, Democrat)
Fun fact: Known as "the
terrible Turk from Madisonville”
Honorable mention: Augustus
Owsley Stanley, Happy Chandler (2nd Commissioner of Baseball), Simon
Bolivar Buckner (terrible Confederate general), Flem D Sampson, Beriah Magoffin
(kept KY neutral in the Civil War)
Louisiana
PBS Pinchback (1872-1873, Republican)
And here I thought he was named after my favorite radio station
Fun fact: 1st African-American governor
Honorable mention: Edwin
Edwards (served 8 years in federal prison for racketeering), Oramel H Simpson, Ruffin
G Pleasant
Maine
Sebastian Streeter Marble (1887-1889, Republican)
Fun fact: Was
president of Maine’s Senate when the previous guy passed away (Maine does not have lieutenant governors)
Honorable mention: William
D Williamson, Clinton Clauson, Hannibal Hamlin (Lincoln’s 1st VP), Sumner
Sewall
Maryland
Yup, he said it
Spiro Agnew (1967-1969, Republican)
Fun fact: US VP, 2nd
one to resign (Calhoun was the 1st)
Honorable mention: Samuel
Sprig, Harry Nice, Levin Winder, Oden Bowie, Lloyd Lowndes Jr (say it three
times fast)
Massachusetts
Increase Sumner (1797-1799, Federalist)
Fun fact: Wrote 7
books
Honorable mention: Marcus
Morton, Endicott Peabody (hard to get any more Boston Brahmin than that), John
QA Brackett, Foster Furcolo, Leverett Saltonstall (I actually have this guy’s
autograph)
Minnesota
Epaphroditus Ransom (1848-1850, Democrat)
Fun facts: Original
Epaphroditus was Roman emperor Nero’s secretary
Honorable mention: Adolph
Olson Eberhart, Henry H Crapo, Hazen S Pingree, Alfeus Felch
Mississippi
That particular type of facial hair is called an “imperial”
Adelbert Ames (1870-1874, Republican)
Fun facts: A Union
general in the Civil War (Medal of Honor winner), he was the last surviving one, passing away at age 97
in 1930
Honorable mention: Tilghman
Tucker, Alexander G McNutt, William McWillie, Theodore G Bilbo
Missouri
Meredith Miles Marmaduke (1844, Democrat)
How appropriate he’s from M-M-M-Missouri
“Fun” fact: Became
governor when the previous guy, Thomas Reynolds, committed suicide
Honorable mention: Kit
Bond, Trusten Polk, Daniel Dunklin, Lilburn Boggs, Meriwether Lewis (of Lewis
& Clark fame, I know, but still pretty odd), Elliott Woolfolk Major
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