Sunday, February 1, 2026

Cooperstown MIA

Congrats to Andruw Jones and Carlos Beltran! Reading all about the latest Hall of Fame vote got me thinking about who else probably deserves to be in there.

Methodology

  • On baseball-reference.com, generated a list sorted by career WAR
  • Saw who still wasn’t in the Hall (no little † next to their name)
  • Eliminated any cheaters (Rose, PED types)
  • Eliminated any players who aren’t eligible yet (Pujols, Kershaw, Greinke …)
  • Stopped at 10 (around 70 career WAR), where HofF membership really starts to tail off


#10.  Dwight Evans, OF

WAR:  67.2 / Pos: 128 / Comp: Don Drysdale

Decent offensive numbers – 385 HRs, 370 OBP, 1470 runs, 1384 RBIs – but nothing earth-shattering. Lead leaguer in 2 offensive categories (WAR & HRs), but 25 defensive ones. Superb right fielder in a very tough park (Fenway). 8-time Gold Glover & 3-time All Star. Poor postseason stats, including a 239 average over 113 at bats., though he did better in World Series & made a number of key defensive plays. Up 20 years, all but 1 with Boston. 



#9.  Kevin Brown, SP

WAR:  67.8 / Pos: 126 / Comp: Ernie Banks

Won only 211 games, but had a 594 winning percentage. Repeated the latter in postseason, where he went 6-2 in 8 series (but with only a 4.19 ERA). Up for 19 years, but played for 6 teams. 6-time ALL Star, leading league in WAR (2), ERA (2), WHIP (2), wins (1). Dings include a prickly personality (esp. with the media), ridiculously high paychecks (& subsequent expectations), contract disputes & a mention in the Mitchell Report.



#8.  Greg Nettles, 3B

WAR:  68 / Pos: 123 / Comp: Ryne Sandberg

A low lifetime average of 248, but with 390 HRs and over 1000 runs & RBIs. Siimlarly low average in postseason (225), over 200+ PAs. 6-time All Star & 2-time Gold Glover. Lead league offensively only 3 times (once in HR & twice in WAR), but 21 times in defensive stats. 22 years total, mostly with Yankees. Quiet, overshadowed by star teammates.



#7.  Kenny Lofton, OF

WAR:  68.4 / Pos: 120 / Comp: Edgar Martinez

A great career average (299) combined with incredible speed (622 SBs, 15th all time). Led league in SBs 5 times (all in a row). Only other league leaders were in WAR (1) & hits (1). 6-time All Star & 4-time Gold Glover. 17 years with 11 teams. Lots of postseason experience (not quite 400 ABs), but with so-so results (247 average).

He also was on an NCAA-winning Arizona basketball team


#6.  Rick Reuschel, SP

WAR:  69.5 / Pos: 107 / Comp: Tony Gwynn

Finished barely over 500, at 214-191. Limited postseason experience, with a 2-3 record & 5.85 ERA over 32 IPs. 3-time All Star & 2-time Gold Glover. Led league only twice, in WAR & WHIP. Control pitcher & inning-eater. Decent fielder, leading the league 11 times in various defensive categories. Decent hitter & baserunner. 19 years, mostly with Cubs. Quiet, unemotional & totally lacking in flash. Weighing over 230 lbs & known as “Big Daddy,” he simply did not look like a ballplayer. 


#5.  Bobby Grich, 2B

WAR:  71.1 / Pos: 97 / Comp: Johnny Mize

All-arounder with great glove. Finished with 266 average, 371 OBP, 224 HRs & 104 SBs. Led league in offensive stats only twice (in WAR & HRs), but in defensive stats 22 times. 6-time All Star & 4-time Gold Glover. Limited & poor postseason results – 182 average in 88 ABs. 17 years, split pretty evenly between Angles and Orioles.



#4.  Lou Whitaker, 2B

WAR:  75.1 / Pos: 85 / Comp: Reggie Jackson

Better than DP partner Alan Trammel (70.6 / 99). 19 years, all with Detroit. Career totals include 276 average, 244 HRs, 143 SBs, over 1000 runs & RBIs. Never led the league in any offensive stats, but did so 13 times in defensive ones. Rookie of the Year, 5-time All Star, 3-time Gold Glover. Good player at a weak position, with 4 Silver Slugger awards. 204 average in limited postseason (49 at bats). Quiet, private person who rarely spoke with the media.

Trammel, Whitaker


#3.  Bill Dahlen, SS

WAR:  75.2  / Pos: 83 / Comp: Johnny Bench

Super old-timer, playing between 1891 & 1911. That’s 21 years (with 4 teams). Had 548 SBs (28th all time), 1590 runs, 2461 hits & 1234 RBIs. Led league in offensive stats only once, in RBIs, but defensive stats 21 times. In only 1 postseason, where he went a woeful 0 for 15. A rowdy with a serious attitude problem, he was ejected 65 times and came to be known as “Bad Bill.” Fell just short on a Veterans Committee vote.



#2.  Jim McCormick, P

WAR:  76.2 / Pos: 78 / Comp: Molitor

Career goes even farther back, from 1878 to 1887. That’s only 10 years (but with 6 teams!). Finished 265-214, with a 2.43 ERA & 1.132 WHIP. 7-time league leader, including in WAR (2), wins (2), ERA (2) & WHIP (1). HoF stats are all above average. Rules of the time had him pitching from 50 feet, but forced him to pitch underhand. A notorious drinker. 



#1.  Curt Schilling

WAR:  79.5 / Pos: 68 / Comp: Joe DiMaggio

Yup, Joe DiMaggio. Only 216 wins, but with a great 597 percentage. Also finished with over 3000 K’s. 6-time league leader – wins (2), K’s (2), ERA (2). 6-time All Star. Excellent postseason stats – 11-2, with 2.23 ERA & 0.968 WHIP. 20 years with 5 different teams. Offseason antics – bankruptcy, far-right politics – have not helped his candidacy.



My Take

Well, it looks like a lot of these guys were nothing super-flashy. They tended to be league leaders only in defensive stats, as well as sporting low-key personalities. They were, however, steady performers across lengthy careers. Unfortunately, that may never get them in at this point.


Saturday, January 10, 2026

Non-European Culture Bigshots

As promised from last time


One-Offs

Australia – Thomas Keneally (writer)

Chile – Wifredo Lam (artist)

Venezuela – Marisol (artist)

South Africa – Nadine Gordimer (writer)

Turkey – Orhan Pamuk (writer)

Israel – Amos Oz (writer)

Iraq – Zaha Hadid (artist)

Iran – Rumi (writer)

Nigeria – Chinua Achebe (writer)

Brazil – Hector Villa-Lobos (composer)

Lebanon – Khalil Gibran (Lebanon)

Peru – Mario Vargas Llosa (writer)

Trinidad – VS Naipaul (writer)

Argentina – Jorge Luis Borges (writer)


Twos

Korea – Nam June Paik (artist), Bong Joon Ho (director)

China – Weiwei (artist), Ang Lee (director)

New Zealand – Katherine Mansfield (writer), Peter Jackson (director)

Canada – Margaret Atwood (writer), Peter Cameron (director)

India – Salmon Rushdie (writer), Satyajit Ray (director)

Colombia – Gabriel Garcia Marquez (writer), Fernando Botero (artist)

Chile – Pablo Neruda (writer) Roberto Matta (artist)


Threes

Japan – Kurosawa (director), Yukio Mishima (writer), Hokusai (artist)

Mexico – Frida Kahlo (artist), Guillermo Del Toro (director), Octavio Paz (writer)


All Four

US – Mark Twain (writer), Andy Warhol (artist), Steven Spielberg (director), Charles Ives (composer)



Monday, January 5, 2026

European Culture Bigshots

I’ve always been a culture vulture. Literature major, art history minor, big classical music goer, repertory film type …

I’m also a big geography nerd. Put the two together, and you get … something like this.

So, what is this, exactly? Well, basically, I tried to see if I could name a writer, musician, composer, and director for all of the countries in Europe. 

Yeah, France, Italy, Germany … easy-peasy. But, how about Serbia, though, or Portugal, or Finland? A little more difficult, huh?


Nada

Slovenia, the Baltics, Montenegro, N Macedonia, Luxembourg, Bosnia, Albania (and Andorra, San Marino, Monaco, Vatican City & Liechtenstein)


One-Offs

Portugal – Luis de Camoes (writer)

Bulgaria – Christo (artist)

Finland – Sibelius (composer)

Denmark – Hans Christian Andersen (writer)

Ukraine – Nikolai Gogol (writer)

Ireland – Joyce (writer)

Netherlands – Rembrandt (artist)


Twos

Switzerland – Hermann Hesse (writer), Paul Klee (artist)

Poland – Chopin (composer), Polanski (director)

Sweden – Strindberg (writer), Bergman (director)

Romania – Ionesco (writer), Brancusi (artist)



Threes

Hungary – Liszt (composer), Alexander Korda (director). Laszlo Moholy-Nagy (artist)

Norway – Ibsen (writer), Munch (artist), Grieg (composer)

Greece – Homer (writer), El Greco (artist), Costa-Gavras (director)


All Four

Belgium – Rubens (artist), Georges Simenon (writer), Cesar Franck (composer), Chantal Akerman (director)

Austria – Mozart (composer), Gustav Klimt (artist), Fritz Lang (director), Stefan Zweig (writer)

Czechia – Kafka (writer), Dvorak (music), Alphonse Mucha (artist), Milos Forman (director)

Britain – Shakespeare (writer), Hitchcock (director), JMW Turner (artist), Benjamin Britten (composer)

Spain – Picasso (artist), Cervantes (writer), Manuel de Falla (composer), Pedro Almodovar (director)

Russia – Tolstoy (writer), Tchaikovsky (composer), Wassily Kandinsky (artist), Sergei Eisenstein (director)

Germany – Beethoven (composer), Goethe (writer), Albrecht Durer (artist) Werner Herzog (director)

France – Proust (writer), Monet (artist), Debussy (composer), Godard (director)

Italy – Dante (writer), Michelangelo (artist), Verdi (composer), Fellini (director)


Who knows, maybe I'll do non-European countries next.

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Hot Pols

Welcome to my extremely sexist blog post. Yup, I really am ranking the hottest babes in the very serious (to some, at least) field of US politics.

I’ll be focusing on:

  • The big positions – US senate, US rep, governor
  • Elected offices only 

As for that last bit, I originally wanted to figure out which party had the hottest babes. 

Now, numbers-wise, they’re pretty evenly split. The top babes, though, are definitely R’s. Now, I’m not sure if that’s because they actually are hotter, or just because they seem a lot more willing to don a bikini.

Anyway, let’s check it out …


25.  Kirsten Gillibrand 

New York, Sen, D

NOTE:  Graduated magna cum laude from Dartmouth


24.  Catherine Cortez Masto 

Nevada, Sen, D

NOTE:  Half Italian, half Mexican


23.  Marie Perez 

Washington, Rep, D

NOTE:  Made the New York Times Style Magazine list of the Most Stylish People 

Though you wouldn’t know it from here


22.  Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick 

Florida, Rep, D

NOTE:  Indicted on 17 counts for theft of $5 million in FEMA funds & making illegal campaign contribution donations


21. Emilia Sykes 

Ohio, Rep, D

NOTE:  Dad was a state senator & mom a state rep


20. Mikie Sherrill 

New Jersey, Gov, D

NOTE:  Naval Academy grad & Navy helicopter pilot


19. Shontel Brown 

Ohio, Rep, D

NOTE:  Won her 1st position (city council) by 7 votes


18. Julia Letlow 

Louisiana, Rep, R

NOTE:  Has a PhD


17. Gretchen Whitmer 

Michigan, Gov, D

NOTE:  Has 3 tattoos


16. Beth Van Duyne 

Texas, Rep, R

NOTE:  Grew up in NY


15. Katie Britt 

Alabama, Sen, R

NOTE:  Married to a former NFLer


14. Nanette Barragan

California, Rep, D

NOTE:  Has played in the Congressional Baseball Game & Congressional Women's Softball Game


13.  Nancy Mace 

South Carolina, Rep, R

NOTE:  Graduated magna cum laude from the Citadel


12.  Lori Trahan

Massachusetts, Rep, D

NOTE:  In Lowell High School’s Sports Hall of Fame


11. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

New York, Rep, D

NOTE:  Former waitress & bartender


10. Jasmine Crockett 

Texas, Rep, D

NOTE:  Called out Marjorie Taylor Green’s (see below) “bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body” on the house floor


9. Laura Gillen 

New York, Rep, D

NOTE:  Taught scuba in Thailand



8. Laurel Lee 

Florida, Rep, R

NOTE:  Fomer judge & Florida secretary of state



7. Lisa McClain 

Michigan, Rep, R

NOTE:  Maiden name is Iovannisci


6. Ashley Hinson 

Iowa, Rep, R

NOTE:  Former TV news babe


5. Claudia Tenney

New York, Rep, R

NOTE:  On basketball, curling & equestrian teams in high school


4. Lauren Boebert

Colorado, Rep, R

NOTE:  Got into a screaming match with Marjorie Taylor Greene (see below) in the house ladies’ bathroom over a vote for speaker


3. Marjorie Taylor Greene

Georgia, Rep, R

NOTE: Big-time CrossFitter (trainer, franchisee)


2. Maria Elvira Salazar

Florida, Rep, R

NOTE:  Former TV news babe


1.  Anna Paulina Luna

Florida, Rep, R

NOTE:  Has appeared in SI & Maxim