Monday, April 13, 2026

Marilyn Monroe & Family

Just finished The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe, by Randy Tomborelli. Great book!

Interestingly, it focuses a lot on Marilyn’s female blood relatives:

  • Her mother, Gladys Baker
  • Her half-sister, Berniece Miracle
  • Her niece, Mona Rae Miracle

Now, Marilyn Monroe is arguably the most beautiful woman ever. If nothing else, she’s definitely the most photogenic. What comes as something of a surprise, though, is how attractive her relatives were as well. 

Unfortunately, Marilyn was also a mess. She was addicted to drugs, had manic-depressive episodes, heard voices & was hospitalized for mental health issues. Turns out her mother was even worse. Luckily, Berniece and Mona Rae were spared.


Gladys 

Gladys Pearl Monroe was born in Mexico, where her father was painting rail cars. He was an alcoholic and would be institutionalized with (and later die from) neurosyphilis. Her mother, who would later become schizophrenic, would marry 2 more times, both to alcoholics.

Gladys herself was married 3 times, the first at age 14. That marriage, to Jasper Baker, produced 2 children, Berniece (see below) & Robert (disabled after falling out of a car, he died at 15). Baker, another alcoholic, kidnapped the 2 children and moved to Kentucky. 

Gladys married 2 more times, but without producing any more children. She did, however, have an illegitimate child, Marylin, with her boss, Charles Stanley Gifford. She was working at the time as a film cutter, in Hollywood.

With mental struggles of her own, Gladys was unable to care for Marilyn (born Norma Jean) and put her up for foster care & adoption. Indeed, Gladys, a paranoid schizophrenic, would spend almost the next 30 years in mental institutions.


Berniece

Berniece grew up in Kentucky. She married at age 19, to the interestingly named Paris Miracle. They would remain married until his death in 1990. Their union would produce one child, Mona Rae (see below).

Gladys told Berniece of Marilyn’s existence only when she became pregnant with Mona Rae. The two half-sisters met in 1944, visited each other over the years, and kept up a steady correspondence.

With her daughter, Berniece would author a book about the two half-sisters’ relationship, called My Sister Marilyn. Otherwise, Berniece largely avoided the spotlight, and worked in various occupations as she and her family moved around the southeast. She passed away in 2014, at the age of 94.


Mona Rae

Mona Rae was born in 1939, in Kentucky. She has a bachelor’s and master’s, and has worked in communications, training, library science & teaching. She is also a published writer and poet.

Mona married one William Joseph Booth. It doesn't appear that they had any children.

 


Francine

Marilyn’s father had 2 children other than Marilyn. One, Charles Gifford Jr., would go on to have a couple of daughters. 

I could find information only on one, Francine. A mother of 4, she also owns an insurance agency. She’s the one who provided DNA that confirmed that her grandfather was Marilyn’s father. She disingenuously states, “I don’t have delusions that Marilyn and I look similar, but we both have big feet.”


Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Yumpin’ Yiminy! – Latino Baseball Players & the Letter Y

The wife and myself were watching some baseball the other night, and were struck by some of the players’ names. In particular, it was the Latino players whose first names began with Y – in this instance, Yordan Alvarez and Yainer Diaz (of the Astros). We then tried to see how many others we could come up with – Yadier Molina, Yonder Alonso, Yoenis Cespedes …

It really got me wondering … What’s behind all this? My thought was that it might be a replacement for the letter J. Now, in Spanish, that letter is typically pronounced “h.” What, though, if Spanish speakers wanted something closer to an English J sound? 

Since that is simply not a sound in Spanish, maybe the closest they could get would be a Y sound – like in German or Dutch. There’s also something similar going on in Hebrew and Arabic – Yusef for Joseph, Yonathan instead of Jonathan, Yakob for Jacob … 

A final consideration might be the prevalence of Russian names beginning with Y – Yuri, Yevgeny, Yefim … Now, that would definitely be a consideration in Cuba, but it might also have some effect in nearby places like, say, Puerto Rico.

NOTE:  Since these names are so weird, SpellCheck wants to immediately correct me. I've throw in some of those corrections when they seemed particularly odd.


I Kinda Get It

Now, these ones seem to support my theory. Like the name Jordan? Well, Yordan’s not that far off. Partial to Giovanni (another English J sound)?  How about Yovani? Not bad.

  • Yordan Alvarez
  • Yordano Ventura (Yordanov) 

  • Yovani Gallardo
  • Yovanny Lara
  • Yohan Pino / Yohan Flande


It’s Not Working Here Though

That same idea isn’t going to work with every name however. Like the name Jack? Well, you certainly don’t want to name your child after a musk ox now, do you? 

  • Yerry  Rodriguez (Kerry) / Yerry  De Los Santos (Terry)
  • Yimi Garcia (Yiyi) 

  • Yefry Ramirez (Yearly)
  • Yefri Perez (Refry) 
  • Yunior Marte


These Are Girl Names

Whatever you do, don’t do this with a girls name, okay?  What? You did! Arrgggh!

  • Yuli Guriel (Yuki) 
  • Yoan Moncada (Yean) 
  • Yasmani Grandal (Yamini) 

  • Yasmany Tomas


I Don’t Think That’s a J Sound

  • Yorman Rodriguez (Forman) / Yorman Bazardo (Borman) 

Senor Bazardo

  • Yandy Diaz (Handy) 


This Is Reminding Me of Something

But I’m not totally sure what it is.

  • Yonder Alonso
  • Yohander Mendez (Yonder) 
  • Yorkis Perez (Yorkist) 
  • Yairo Munoz (Cairo) 

  • Yariel Rodriguez (Ariel) 
  • Yoniel Curet (Yandel) 
  • Yamaica Navarro
  • Yermin Mercedes (Vermin)


Just Plain Weird

And here’s where my theory really starts to fall apart …

  • Yoslan Herrera (Joslin)
  • Yamil Benitez
  • Yaramil Hiraldo (Caramel) 


  • Yunel Escobar
  • Yency Almonte
  • Yennsy Diaz (Yens)


How Do You Even Pronounce It?

I’m lost with these. I’m not even sure how to pronounce them.

  • Yanquiel Fernandez
  • Yainer Diaz (Yarner) 
  • Yennier Cano (Yennifer)
  • Yadier Molina
  • Yadiel Rivera

  • Yaisel Puig
  • Yusniel Diaz (Yoshie)
  • Yusmeiro Petit
  • Yoenis Cespedes (Yemenis)


The Worst of the Worst

Now, these I can pronounce. They’ve got, however, to be the craziest of the bunch. 

  • Yangervis Solarte
  • Yurendel de Caster (Surrender)
  • Yacksel Rios (Cackles)

  • Yorvit Torrealba
  • Yolmer Sanchez (Yeller)
  • Yilber Diaz (Wilber) 
  • Yuniesky Betancourt (Yunis)


Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Odd Cheeses of Britain

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester?

Wensleydale: I'm, afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Wensleydale: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

Wensleydale: Ah! It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

Customer: Tis not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Wensleydale: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Wensleydale: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Wensleydale: Sorry.

Customer: Emmenthal? Gruyere?

Wensleydale: No.


Well, I guess the Customer should have just asked for some of these.


Baron Bigod 

  • From:  Suffolk
  • Type: brie-like
  • Name:  after Baron Hugh Bigod, a local “12th-century rogue nobleman”


Cornish Yarg 

  • From:  Cornwall
  • Type: semi-soft, wrapped in nettle leaves,
  • Name:  “yarg” is “gray” (the last name of the couple who created it) spelled backwards


Crowdie

  • From:  Scotland
  • Type:  fresh, soft
  • Note:  often turned into the dessert cranachan


Dorset Drum

  • From:  Dorset
  • Type: cheddar
  • Name:  made in the shape of a cylinder … in Dorset!
  • Note:  no longer produced


Duddleswell

  • From:  Sussex
  • Type:  goat
  • Name:  local village (“spring of a man named Dudda”)


Farleigh Wallop

  • From:  Hampshire
  • Type:  semi-soft goat
  • Name:  local village (“fern-covered clearing,” plus home of the Wallop [“stream valley”] family)

Their actual home


Fine Fettle Yorkshire

  • From:  Yorkshire
  • Type:  feta-like
  • Name:  originally “feta,” changed because of EU rules 


Goosnargh Gold

  • From:  Lancashire
  • Type: Double Gloucester
  • Name:  local village (“the hill pasture of a man named Gusan”)


Grimbister

  • From:  Orkney
  • Type:  fresh, farmhouse style
  • Name:  local village (“farm of a man named Grim”)


Gruth Dhu

  • From:  Scotland
  • Type:  Crowdie (see above), mixed with double cream, and rolled in black pepper & oatmeal
  • Name:  Scots for “curdy black”
  • Note:  also known as Black Crowdie


Hereford Hop

  • From:  Hereford
  • Type:  mature cheddar
  • Name:  rolled in toasted hops


Lincolnshire Poacher

  • From:  Lincolnshire
  • Type:  cheddar/Alpine-style mix
  • Name:  probably from the traditional English folk song


Little Wallop

  • From:  Hampshire
  • Type:  goat, wrapped in vine leaves
  • Name:  after Farleigh Wallop


Lymeswold

  • From:  Somerset
  • Type:  bleu, with edible rind
  • Name:  winner of a contest
  • Note:  no longer produced


Merry Wyfe

  • From:  Bath
  • Type:  Gouda-like, washed in cider
  • Name:  a variant of Wyfe of Bath, from the character in the Canterbury Tales


Pantysgawn

  • From:  Wales
  • Type:  goat
  • Name:  after farm where it was first made (Welsh for “valley of the hawthorns”)


Parlick Fell

  • From:  Lancashire
  • Type:  sheep
  • Name:  hill where sheep are raised (“par” is from “pear”; “lick” and “fell” mean “hill”)


Renegade Monk

  • From:  Somerset
  • Type:  bleu, washed in ale
  • Name:  nickname for Knights Templar, who lived nearby


Suffolk Bang

  • From:  Suffolk
  • Type:  “low-quality”
  • Name:  “named for its poor quality and high density. The name refers to the cheese being so solid it could ‘bang’ or make a loud noise.”  [Google AI]
  • Note:  no longer produced


Stinking Bishop

  • From:  Gloucestershire
  • Type:  pungent, washed in perry (pear cider)
  • Name:  after the farmer, Frederick Bishop, who created a pear used for the perry
  • Note:  made famous by mention in Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit


Y Fenni

  • From:  Wales
  • Type:  mature cheddar, with mustard seeds & ale
  • Name:  short for Abergavenny, the local market town