Presidential Nicknames Updated

Admit it, presidential nicknames are pretty darn lame. The Great Emancipator? Please. The Father of the Constitution? Give me a break. The Napoleon of Protection? Huh? Whuh?

Yeah, there are a handful of good ones out there. Tricky Dick, Slick Willie, and Dubya come to mind. Even those, though, don’t compare to beauties like Snoop Dogg, Busta Rymes, and Flavor Flav.

Guys, we really need to get up to date here. And here’s my attempt to do just that. 

Just to make it more fun, I’m doing it in the form of a quiz. First, I’ll give you my nicknames. Make your guesses, then scroll down to see if you were right. Odd, inappropriate and inexplicable results from Google Images searches are thrown in there to help you out.

So, in the spirit of Notorious RBG ...

A-Jack

Arturo

Barry O

B-Haze

Woody Will

Billy Mac

C-Cool

Dickie Nix

Frankie D

GBII

J-Fitz

Andy Jo

B-Hairy

Georgie B

Geraldo

Lil Donny T

Groovy C-Town

H2

Frankie P

Hairy T

Ikey Ike

J-Buck

Jimmy G

The Hard One

J-Mad

Joey B

Johnny A

T-Ro

Linko

L-Jo

Notorious MVB

P-Nutz

RayGunz

Willie C

The Big G

J-Mon

The Big Z

J-Nox

The Milfman

Johnny Q

The Original Grantstuh

T-Jay

Tyluh 2

WH2

Willie T

Scroll down for answers

Answers 

A-Jack – Andrew Jackson

Arturo – Chester Arthur

Barry O – Barack Obama

B-Haze – Rutherford B. Hayes

Woody Will – Woodrow Wilson

Billy Mac – William McKinley

C-Cool – Calvin Coolidge

Dickie Nix – Richard Nixon

Frankie D – FDR 

GBII – George W Bush

J-Fitz – JFK 

Andy Jo – Andrew Johnson

B-Hairy – Benjamin Harrison

Georgie B – George HW Bush

Geraldo – Gerald Ford

Lil Donny T – Donald Trump

Groovy C-Town – Grover Cleveland

H2 – Herbert Hoover

Frankie P – Franklin Pierce

Hairy T – Harry Truman

Ikey Ike – Dwight Eisenhower

J-Buck – James Buchanan

Jimmy G – James Garfield

The Hard One – Warren Harding

J-Mad – James Madison

Joey B – Joe Biden

Johnny A – John Adams

T-Ro – Teddy Roosevelt

Linko - Lincoln

L-Jo – LBJ 

Notorious MVB – Martin Van Buren

Peanutz – Jimmy Carter

RayGunz – Ronald Reagan

Willie C – Bill Clinton

The Big G – George Washington

J-Mon – James Monroe

The Big Z – Zachary Taylor

J-Nox – James Knox Polk

The Milfman – Millard Filmore

Johnny Q – John Quincy Adams

The Original Grantstuh – US Grant

T-Jay – Thomas Jefferson

Tyluh 2 – John Tyler

WH2 – William Henry Harrison

Willie T – Wm Howard Taft