Sunday, February 8, 2026

Odious NFL Owners

I cheer for a couple of teams. My favorite, though, are the Carolina Panthers.

Except for their owner. I absolutely can’t stand the guy.

Fat schlub. Carpet bagger. Hedge fund manager. Arrogant. Clueless. Meddling.

Which got me wondering … How about those other owners? They’re certainly all rich. Could any of them possibly be as bad as him?

NOTE:  Green Bay is a publicly-owned company. So, no owner! Unless, of course, you count these guys:


LA Rams – Stan Kroenke  

  • Source – real estate, marriage (Walton family)
  • Net worth – $13B
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – baseball, basketball & track in high school
  • Also owns – Arsenal, Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalanche
  • Scandals? – none



Chicago – George McCaskey

  • Source – inheritance (sports)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – assistant state attorney, journalist
  • Net worth – $1.3B (family)
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – none


LA Chargers – Dean Spanos

  • Source – inheritance (construction)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $2.7B
  • Carpet bagger – Stockton
  • Played sports? – football & golf in high school
  • Scandals? – none 


Denver – Rob Walton

  • Source – Inheritance (retail)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – maybe (joined law firm that represented family)
  • Net worth – $115B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Oklahoma, Arkansas)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – none


Tampa Bay – Joel Glazer

  • Source – inheritance (multiple)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $10B (family)
  • Carpet bagger – yes (NY)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Manchester United
  • Scandals? – none


Houston – Cal McNair

  • Source – inheritance (energy)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $3-4B
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – Div I football
  • Scandals? – big game hunting


Atlanta – Arthur Blank

  • Source – retail
  • Net worth – $11B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (NY)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Atlanta United (MLS)
  • Scandals? – married & divorced 3 times


Buffalo – Terry Pegula

  • Source – energy
  • Net worth – $7B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (PA)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Sabres (NHL)
  • Scandals? – fracking


Baltimore – Steve Bisciotti

  • Source – HR
  • Net worth – $8B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Philadelphia)
  • Played sports? – high school football
  • Scandals? – class action lawsuit


Philadelphia – Jeffrey Lurie

  • Source – inheritance (entertainment)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – professor
  • Net worth – $7.6B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Boston)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – bankruptcy (family)


Jacksonville – Shahid Khan

  • Source – auto parts
  • Net worth – $13.3B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Pakistan, Illinois)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Fulham FC
  • Scandals? – OSHA violations


New England – Robert Kraft

  • Source – marriage (paper)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $11.1B
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – Div 1 tennis, football
  • Also owns – NE Revolution (MLS)
  • Scandals? – soliciting prostitution


Tennessee – Amy Adams Strunk

  • Source – inheritance (oil)
    • Tried to make it on her own? – no
  • Net worth – $1.3B (family)
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Texas)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – fox hunting, family (suicide, fine for obscene gestures)


Cleveland – Jimmy Haslam

  • Source – inheritance (energy), marriage (media)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $8.5B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Knoxville)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Columbus Crew (MLS)
  • Scandals? – price-gouging during Katrina (family)


Pittsburgh – Art Rooney II

  • Source – inheritance (sports)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $250M
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – high school football
  • Scandals? – tax dodging, tolerance of negative off-field conduct (family)


Miami – Stephen Ross

  • Source – real estate
  • Net worth – $10.1B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Detroit)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – lawsuit brought by former coach, fines for tampering 


Dallas – Jerry Jones

  • Source – inheritance (insurance)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – failed Shakey’s Pizza franchisee, started own oil & hospitality companies
  • Net worth – $19.5B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (LA, Arkansas, Missouri)
  • Played sports? – Div I football
  • Scandals? – price gouging (oil) during Great Texas Freeze, multiple fines from NFL


NY Jets – Woody Johnson

  • Source – inheritance (pharma)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $4.2B
  • Carpet bagger – no 
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – IRS settlement, racism


Minnesota – Zygi Wilf

  • Source – inheritance (R/E)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – lawyer
  • Net worth – $1.3B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Germany)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Orlando City (MLS)
  • Scandals? – racketeering conviction


Carolina – David Tepper

  • Source – hedge fund manager
  • Net worth – $16.7B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Pittsburgh, NJ, Florida)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Charlotte FC (MLS)
  • Scandals? – fined for throwing a drink at a fan, welched out of a deal to build a practice facility, bankruptcy to get out of contract


New Orleans – Gayle Benson

  • Source – marriage (auto dealerships)
  • Net worth – $7.9B
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Pelicans (NBA)
  • Scandals? – lawsuits about husband’s will, racial discrimination


Washington – Josh Harris

  • Source – finance
  • Net worth – $10B
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – Div I wrestling
  • Also owns – Philadelphia 76ers, New Jersey Devils, Crystal Palace FC
  • Scandals? – $30M settlement, racketeering lawsuit, involved in tanking for higher draft picks


Cincinnati – Mike Brown

  • Source – inheritance (sports)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $2.1B
  • Carpet bagger – sort of (Massillon OH)
  • Played sports? – Div I football
  • Scandals? – nepotism (family represents $50M of team payroll), forced players to sign loyalty clause (i.e., no disparaging comments in the press), tolerance of negative off-field conduct, strong-arm tactics to fund new stadium

 


KC – Clark Hunt

  • Source – Inheritance (oil)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – 2 years as investment banker, Goldman Sachs
  • Net worth – $25B (family)
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Texas)
  • Played sports? – Div I soccer
  • Also owns – FC Dallas (MLS)
  • Scandals? – racketeering & fraud, illegal wiretapping (family)

With wife & daughter (both a Miss Kansas)


Las Vegas – Mark Davis

  • Source – inheritance (sports)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – no
  • Net worth – $2.5B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (NYC, Oakland)
  • Played sports? - no
  • Also owns – Las Vegas Aces (WNBA)
  • Scandals? – SEC investigation, political corruption (family) 


Seattle – Jody Allen

  • Source – inheritance (tech)
    • Tried to make it on own? – no
  • Net worth – $20B+
  • Carpet bagger – no 
  • Played sports? – no
  • Also owns – Portland Trail Blazers, Seattle Sounders
  • Scandals? – accused of sexual assault, bribery; settled out of court



Detroit – Sheila Ford Hamp

  • Source – inheritance (auto)
    • Tried to make it on her own? – no
  • Net worth – $2B (family)
  • Carpet bagger – no
  • Played sports? – Div I tennis
  • Scandals? – anti-semitism, collaborated with Nazis, union breaking (family)


NY Giants – John Mara

  • Source – inheritance (illegal bookmaking)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – lawyer
  • Net worth – $500M
  • Carpet bagger – no 
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – illegal bookmaking (family)


Phoenix – Michael Bidwill

  • Source – inheritance (legal)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – 6 years as Federal prosecutor
  • Net worth – $2.7B
  • Carpet bagger – yes (St Louis)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – accused of harassment, cheating, discrimination & defamation; ordered to pay $3M


SF – Jed York

  • Source – inheritance (construction)
    • Tried to make it on his own? – 1 year as analyst, Guggenheim Partners
  • Net worth – $8B+ (family)
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Ohio)
  • Played sports? – high school baseball
  • Also owns – Leeds United, Rangers FC
  • Scandals? – $1M fine for bribery, sexual assault, SEC investigation(family)


Indianapolis – Carlie Irsay-Gordon

  • Source – inheritance (HVAC)
    • Tried to make it on her own? – no
  • Net worth – $5.9B (family)
  • Carpet bagger – yes (Dallas)
  • Played sports? – no
  • Scandals? – father Jim (drug addiction – multiple arrests, DUIs, overdose leading to death), grandfather Bob (denied being Jewish, fought own father over ownership of family company, family estrangement, racial discrimination, verbal abuse of coaches & players, absconding with team in the middle of the night)



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