Saturday, September 27, 2025

Statuary Hall – Lamest Subjects

Are you familiar with Statuary Hall? Basically, each state is allowed two statues of their famous sons and daughters to place in the US Capitol.

These statues include such famous Americans as George Washington, Andrew Jackson, Samuel Adams, Daniel Webster, and Henry Clay. Unfortunately, they also include no-names like Daisy Lee Gaston Bates, George Laird Shoup, Oliver Hazard Perry Norton, William Henry Harrison Beadle, and Henry Mower Rice.

Which got me thinking … Who are the most obscure figures among these 100 statues?


Colorado

Florence Sabin

  • Doctor
  • Med school prof
  • Was not behind that vaccine you’re thinking of

Alternate:  Kit Carson


Florida

John Gorrie

  • Doctor
  • Created an ice-making machine
  • “Impoverished, … sought to raise money to manufacture his machine, but the venture failed when his partner died.” [www.visitthecapitol.gov/apps/nshc/]
  • “Humiliated by criticism, financially ruined, and his health broken, … died in seclusion.”

Alternate:  Osceola


Frances E Willard

  • President, Evanston College for Women
  • President, National Women's Temperance Union, Women's Christian Temperance Union, National Council of Women

Alternates:  Lincoln, Jane Addams, Carl Sandburg, Frank Lloyd Wright


Kentucky

Ephraim McDowell

  • Surgeon
  • Performed the first ovariotomy in the US
  • “Removed a gall stone and repaired a hernia [for James Polk]”
  • Helped found Centre College

Alternates:  George Rogers Clark, Daniel Boone, Muhammad Ali


Minnesota

Maria L Sanford

  • Taught at Univ. of Minnesota
  • “Traveled throughout the United States delivering more than 1,000 patriotic speeches”

Alternate:  Hubert Humphrey


Nevada

Sarah Winnemucca

  • Acted as go-between for her tribe and the US Army
  • “As a spokesperson for her people … gave over 300 speeches to win support for them, and she met with President Rutherford B. Hayes and Secretary of the Interior Carl Schurz”
  • Wrote a book
  • Started a school

Alternate:  Howard Hughes


New Mexico

Po’Pay

  • Convicted of sorcery, flogged
  • Organized the Pueblo Revolt

NOTE: “No image or written description of Po'pay is known to exist”

Alternate:  Geronimo


Oregon

Jason Lee

  • Missionary
  • “Helped to draft a petition for the establishment of a territorial government, and … journeyed east to present the petition in Washington”
  • “Presided over the preliminary meeting for territorial organization held at Champoeg in 1841”
  • Helped found Willamette College

Oops, wrong one


John McLoughlin

Doctor

  • Head honcho, Columbia Dept., Hudson Bay Company
  • Eventual American citizen

Alternates: Linus Pauling, Chief Joseph, Wayne Morse


South Dakota

William Henry Harrison Beadle

  • Brigadier general in Civil War
  • Surveyor general of Dakota Territory
  • State house rep, superintendent of public instruction
  • President, Madison State Normal School

Alternates: Crazy Horse, Sitting Bull


Utah

Martha Hughes Cannon

  • Doctor
  • State senator
  • “Gave speeches at the World's Columbian Exposition, the 50th anniversary of the Seneca Falls Convention, and testified before the U.S. House Committee on the Judiciary”
  • Practiced polygamy, being the 4th wife of church leader Angus Cannon

Alternates: John Wesley Powell, Philo T Farnsworth


Washington

Mother Joseph

  • Nun, missionary
  • Architect
  • Built hospitals, schools & orphanages

Alternates: Chief Seattle, Scoop Jackson


West Virginia

  • John Kenna
  • US rep & senator
  • Died at 45

Alternates: Pearl Buck, Booker T Washington, Chuck Yeager


Wyoming

Esther Hobart Morris

  • Suffragette 
  • Justice of the peace

Washakie

  • Negotiated for Shoshone reservation 
  • Helped found a school

 


Alternates: Buffalo Bill, Black Elk, Alan Simpson


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