Hot Pols

Welcome to my extremely sexist blog post. Yup, I really am ranking the hottest babes in the very serious (to some, at least) field of US politics.

I’ll be focusing on:

• The big positions – US senate, US rep, governor
• Elected offices only 

As for that last bit, I originally wanted to figure out which party had the hottest babes. 

Now, numbers-wise, they’re pretty evenly split. The top babes, though, are definitely R’s. Now, I’m not sure if that’s because they actually are hotter, or just because they seem a lot more willing to don a bikini.

Anyway, let’s check it out …

25.  Kirsten Gillibrand 

New York, Sen, D

NOTE:  Graduated magna cum laude from Dartmouth

24.  Catherine Cortez Masto 

Nevada, Sen, D

NOTE:  Half Italian, half Mexican

23.  Marie Perez 

Washington, Rep, D

NOTE:  Made the New York Times Style Magazine list of the Most Stylish People 

Though you wouldn’t know it from here

22.  Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick 

Florida, Rep, D

NOTE:  Indicted on 17 counts for theft of $5 million in FEMA funds & making illegal campaign contribution donations

21. Emilia Sykes 

Ohio, Rep, D

NOTE:  Dad was a state senator & mom a state rep

20. Mikie Sherrill 

New Jersey, Gov, D

NOTE:  Naval Academy grad & Navy helicopter pilot

19. Shontel Brown 

Ohio, Rep, D

NOTE:  Won her 1st position (city council) by 7 votes

18. Julia Letlow 

Louisiana, Rep, R

NOTE:  Has a PhD

17. Gretchen Whitmer 

Michigan, Gov, D

NOTE:  Has 3 tattoos

16. Beth Van Duyne 

Texas, Rep, R

NOTE:  Grew up in NY

15. Katie Britt 

Alabama, Sen, R

NOTE:  Married to a former NFLer

14. Nanette Barragan

California, Rep, D

NOTE:  Has played in the Congressional Baseball Game & Congressional Women's Softball Game

13.  Nancy Mace 

South Carolina, Rep, R

NOTE:  Graduated magna cum laude from the Citadel

12.  Lori Trahan

Massachusetts, Rep, D

NOTE:  In Lowell High School’s Sports Hall of Fame

11. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

New York, Rep, D

NOTE:  Former waitress & bartender

10. Jasmine Crockett 

Texas, Rep, D

NOTE:  Called out Marjorie Taylor Green’s (see below) “bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body” on the house floor

9. Laura Gillen 

New York, Rep, D

NOTE:  Taught scuba in Thailand

8. Laurel Lee 

Florida, Rep, R

NOTE:  Fomer judge & Florida secretary of state

7. Lisa McClain 

Michigan, Rep, R

NOTE:  Maiden name is Iovannisci

6. Ashley Hinson 

Iowa, Rep, R

NOTE:  Former TV news babe

5. Claudia Tenney

New York, Rep, R

NOTE:  On basketball, curling & equestrian teams in high school

4. Lauren Boebert

Colorado, Rep, R

NOTE:  Got into a screaming match with Marjorie Taylor Greene (see below) in the house ladies’ bathroom over a vote for speaker

3. Marjorie Taylor Greene

Georgia, Rep, R

NOTE: Big-time CrossFitter (trainer, franchisee)

2. Maria Elvira Salazar

Florida, Rep, R

NOTE:  Former TV news babe

1.  Anna Paulina Luna

Florida, Rep, R

NOTE:  Has appeared in SI & Maxim