Monday, June 15, 2026

2026 World Cup Funny Names - 2/2

As promised from last week, here are the remaining teams & names …


SHORT AND SWEET

Colombia – Yerry Mina, D, Cagliari

  • Full name is Yerry Fernando Mina González


Turkey – Can Uzun, MF, Eintracht Frankfurt

  • Born in Germany, dual national


Senegal – Pathe Ciss, MF, Rayo Vallecano (Spain)

  • Spell check wants me to change this to "Path Cissy'


New Zealand – Ben Old, MF, St Etienne

  • “Considered a former child golf prodigy, playing in his first international golf tournament at the age of seven” [Wikipedia]


France – Malo Gusto, D, Chelsea

  • Means “I don’t like it” in Spanish


Norway – Oscar Bobb, MF, Fulham

  • Not to be confused with Bob Oscar



Netherlands – Guus Til, MF, PSV (Netherlands)

  • Born in Zambia, moving to the Netherlands at age 3



THAT"S A MOUTHFUL

Austria – David Affengruber, D, Elche (Spain)

  • A different David Affengruber plays for Austrian team SV Horn II


Germany – Nico Schlotterbeck, D, Borussia Dortmund

  • “Cousin Sandrine appeared on the German edition of Love Island” [Wikipedia]


Morocco – Ayoube Amaimouni, W, Eintract Frankfurt

  • Actual last name is Amaimouni-Echghouyabe 


Australia – Nestory Irankunda, W, Watford

  • Born in Tanzania, moving to Australia at 3 months


Uzbekistan – Odiljon Hamrobekov, MF, Tractor (Azerbaijan)

  • Also played for Pahktakor, Navbahor & Bunyodkor


Bosnia & Hercegovina – Dennis Hadžikadunić, D, Sampdoria

  • Born & grew up in Sweden


Iran – Hossein Kanaanizadegan, D, Persepolis (Iran)

  • Once played for Machine Sazi



JUST PLAIN WEIRD

Saudi Arabia – Nawaf Boushal, D, Al-Nassr (Saudia Arabia)

  • Full name is Nawaf Mashari Abdulrahman Boushal 


England – Nico O’Reilly, D, Manchester City

  • “Out here in the fields / I fight for my meals / I get my back into my living …”


Croatia – Joško Gvardiol, D, Manchester City

  • Most expensive defender in soccer history (£77M)


Uruguay – Facundo Pellistri, W,  Panathinaikos (Greece)

  • “The lead singer of Uruguayan rock band La Vela Puerca, Sebastián Teysera, is Pellistri's godfather.” [Wikipedia]


Algeria – Ramiz Zerrouki, MF, Twente (Netherlands)

  • Born & raised in the Netherlands


Tunisia – Firas Chaouat, F, Club Africain (Tunisia)

  • Born in a city called Sfax


Czechia – Mojmir Chytil, F, Slavia Prague

  • Spell check prefers "Mohair Chili"


Curacao – Shurandy Sambo, D, Burnley

  • Born in the Netherlands


Belgium – Zeno Debast, D, Sporting CP (Portugal)

  • Has 1 career goal


Ecuador – Pervis Estupian, D, AC Milan

  • Spell check wants me to make Pervis Estonian





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