I don’t know much about hockey. I do know a funny name when I see one though.
In increasing order of funniness, may I present:
Cullen McCrate – #216 / Bruins / D / US
Commit to Michigan State
Alexander Command – #12 / Devils / C / Sweden
Not to be confused with the male model of the same name
The male model of the same name
Daxon Rudolph – #4 / Sabres / D / Canada
“Rudolph is stick on puck” (ESPN]
Maddox Dagenais – #16 / Blues / C / Canada
Father Pierre played in NHL
Markus Ruck – #39 / Penguins / C / Canda
Brother Liam drafted #22
Alan Shaikhlislamov – #55 / Flames / RW / Russia
Has played for Ufa Tolpar & Ufa Salavat Yulayev
Parker Von Richter – #111 / Penguins / D / Canada
“Penguins get another overage defenseman” [Pittsburgh Sports]
Patriks Plumins – #114 / Maple Leafs / G / Latvia
Last name actually spelled “Plūmiņš”
Carson Carels – #6 / Flames / D / Canada
“a future captain and foundational player for a Stanley Cup contender” [ESPN]
Cooper Cleaves – #93 / Canadiens / D / US
Dartmouth student
Alofa Tunoa Ta'Amu – #199 / Jets / D / US
Father played in the NFL
Tobias Tvrznik – #127 / Avalanche / G / Czechia
6’4”
Timofei Runtso – #57 / Canadiens / D / US
Student at Miami Univ. (of Ohio)
Gleb Pugachyof – #26 / Canadiens / RW / Russia
“a freight train on skates” [ESPN]
Wiggo Sorensson – #61 / Hurricanes / C / Sweden
“An under-scouted sleeper from Sweden's lower ranks” [Hockey News]
Viggo Bjorck – #8 / Jets / C / Sweden
Not to be confused with the male model of the same name
The male model of the same name
Brody Pepoy – #169 / Maple Leafs / RW / US
Student at Lindenwood Univ. (Missouri)
Juho Piiparinen – #29 / Golden Knights / D / Finland
Father Jarkko was drafted (#212) in 1984
Doman Szongoth - #156 / Sabres / C / Hungary
3rd generation of his family to play professional hockey
Vilho Vanhatalo - #168 / Panthers / RW / Finland
6’4”
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